"Where's your mommy, little darlin'?" he asks, picking up the wondering little girl from the floor. There's a note on her shirt, pinned with a thumb tack.

'Lisa. I have no mommy, or daddy'

Oh shit.

When Avenged Sevenfold find two year old orphan Lisa backstage- they decide that the best thing to do is take her in as their child. But a tiny member of Avenged- how will that work out?

On the run from the press, the fans- and the police who are looking for a missing child, the boys start to wonder if little Lisa is a little bit special after all...

A/N: So I got the idea for this as I was reading through the comments for 'Through Thick and Thin'. I loved writing as the guys as parents- and I wanted to make like a three men and a baby type thing. Enjoy, leave comments, subscribe, rec- you know the drill ;)

1. "Hey darlin', where's your mommy?"

2. "We can make you the sixth member of A7X!"

3. "Who did you sleep with- and why does she hate you?"

4. "You'll have to catch me first!"

5. "Babe, your mind is wandering..."

6. "What if I don't want to see either of you get hurt?"

7. "I shall have my revenge"

8. "Oreos solve all your problems, you know?"

9. "Best family ever"

10. "It's a Disney Party- what's not to like?"

11. "Do we put her in an ice box or what?!"

12. "Not the weirdest place I've woken up"

13. "Affirmative, sir!"

14. "I believe in you"

15. "Leave your entourage in the waiting room"

16. "She can't leave me. Not now"

17. "Isn't that what chicks do?"

18. "Avenged Sevenfold- Assemble!"

19. "He's like a stalker who has someone else hiding in your bushes!"

20. "Never trust a con-man, sweetheart"

21. "I'm gonna help you get better. Even from the other side of the country"

22. "Group Hug!"