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Five Men And A Little Lady

"Not the weirdest place I've woken up"

When Brian wakes up the next morning, Lisa is curled up in his arms, and he's somehow on the couch downstairs. He's not the worst- he can Johnny on top of the dining room table, Matt slumped over a chair. He stands up, wiping the sleep from his eyes and holding Lisa tightly so he doesn't drop her and hears whispers from the kitchen- that must be where Zacky and Lizzy are hiding out.

Lisa's still running a fever, and he knows he'll have to take her to the doctors later on and make sure that everything's OK. He doesn't have any of her medical records, or lists of previous illnesses, and he just hopes that the staff understand why he's taking care of his younger sister. He notices his front door is wide open, and peeking out into the blinding sun, he can see Jimmy passed out on the front lawn, the sprinkler casually soaking him- but he doesn't wake up.

He's almost camouflaged in the grass- especially with all the green and brown.

Brian rolls his eyes and walks into the kitchen, rubbing his eyes as he does, and he finds Zacky and Lizzy perched over the laptop again. Zacky has his head in his hands, and Lizzy's hissing down the phone at some poor soul who has to deal with her angry first thing in the morning.
He walks over to his friend and pulls the laptop out so he can see what's on the screen.

Another round of pictures of their personal life- and this time, it clearly shows Lisa in one of the photos. They were all dressed up like idiots, in the costumes they're all still wearing now- when Jimmy wanted a picture for his phone of all of them. Happy families he said. And now someone had a picture of his little sister on the internet. He was ready to rip some heads off, to gouge some eyes out with forks- but suddenly Lisa stirred in his arms.

"Morning baby, how does your tummy feel?" he asks softly, pushing the laptop away and trying to keep those angry feelings deep down in the pit of his own stomach. She shakes her head, nuzzling her face into Brian's neck and holds onto him tightly.
"Tummy feels not so good, Bwi-Bwi" she mumbles, and as he puts a cold hand on her forehead, he notes that her temperature is still the same.

It's 11am, the doctors surgery is already open. He hands Lisa to Zacky, who's watching the two of them carefully.
"I'll change and bring her some clothes, then we'll take her to the doctors. She's burning up again- and I'm not putting her in an ice box. Oh, and someone needs to resuscitate Jimmy- he's passed out on the lawn" Brian says, jumping the stairs two at a time.

He changes quickly, and grabs a mini Vengeance University shirt and zebra leggings for Lisa, almost falling down the stairs in his haste. When he walks back into the kitchen, everyone else is awake, and Jimmy's fully dressed.
"How did you do that?" Brian asks, giving Lisa's clothes to Lizzy and watching his two sisters walk into the living room, so they can dress Lisa.
"I'm a stallion duck chasing ninja, Brian, I can do fucking anything" he announces, swallowing three aspirin and half a cup of coffee.

"Except pass out in the house" he mutters with a grin, and Jimmy smirks, his grin widening when Lizzy walks back in with Lisa.
"Still not the weirdest place I've ever woken up" he says proudly and before he can continue with that sentence, everyone but Lizzy says in unison,
"Munich, 2006, Taste of Chaos Tour"

Jimmy rolls his eyes at the group, and picks up his car keys. His expensive vehicle is still parked outside, and when Brian puts Lisa's coat around her little arms and picks her up, he beckons to the door.
"I'll take you guys. I need to make sure my little Duckie is up to some stallion duck ninja chasing!" he says, kissing Lisa's forehead and waving at the rest of his friends.

The car ride to the hospital is almost silent, thanks to both Brian and Jimmy having pounding headaches from the previous night, and the occasional whimper from Lisa, who's still clutching at her older brothers arms.
"So did you hit it off with Lacey last night?" Jimmy asks as they pause at the intersection, waiting for the lights to change. Brian almost drops Lisa in surprise but sighs, shaking his head.
"She's Matt's sister- if I go near her, he'll punch me into next week"
"You never know until you try, Bri. She's a good kid- I think you guys would make a cute couple"

He pulls into the surgery parking lot, and on instinct, they both pull out sunglasses and put them on. Brian tips his fedora lower down so anyone around can't see his face, and takes off his leather jacket and wraps it around Lisa, just leaving her head showing. If anything, he has to avoid people noticing her- especially now there's a picture of her on the internet. They get out, both keeping their heads down, and he holds Lisa close to his chest.

One foot in front of the other- in a few steps they'll be at the hospital, and that's all that matters.
They're almost there- when suddenly Brian spots something in the corner of his eye. A girl, the same girl who had taken the photo of Zacky and Lizzy. Running away...with a camera.

Oh shit.

***

"You always deliver, baby. These pictures are perfect- we can spin a shitload of lies with these" Larry says as he spreads the pictures out across his desk. That stuck up guitarist, and that klutz of a drummer- one holding that famed baby. He looks concerned, like he's trying to hide his face, yet no one can hide from his little paparazzi.

"So? Where's my money?" she asks, hands on her hips. Sure to get this job she'd had to do some unspeakable things with Larry himself- but he paid her well. He slides the check over the table and she takes one quick look at the figure, before stuffing it in her pocket.

"What are you gonna do with these anyway? I know you're trying to ruin Avenged's career- but saying Syn Gates has a baby isn't gonna do very much" she says, looking down at the photos and giving Larry a perfect view of her cleavage in that tight tank top. He rolls his eyes and leans back in his chair. What is he going to do with these photos?

She did a perfect job with those pictures of Zacky and that bimbo Brian called a sister- and now it's up to him to decide what he wants to do with these little gold nuggets.

"Well, if Synyster Gates has a baby, and we can spin it so people think that she's his daughter- there's only one question we can try and answer" he says, picking up the picture of the three people- Jimmy looking down at the floor, with one hand on Brian's shoulder, Brian holding the little girl, shielding her with his jacket and not even making eye contact with his friend- and of course the little girl, who was the most innocent in all of this.

"Who's the mommy?"

Comments

That ended so abruptly! Please tell me there's a sequel?!

Sequel please!!
Deathbat9 Deathbat9
9/13/13
Sequel??????
Loved it <3
AvengedXLover AvengedXLover
4/3/13
No. Start the sequal.