Digital Debauchery
Summary
After listening to the constant moaning and groaning from his brothers about every girl they meet being the same trashy groupie or insane fan girl, Jimmy takes it upon himself to create each of them an online dating profile for their alter egos. Will there be blossoming romance, or will everything blow up in his face?
DISCLAIMER: We do not claim to own Avenged Sevenfold or any other name brands or people involved in this story. It's fiction (even though I'm sure our characters wish it wasn't!) This story is rated NC-17 for a reason (drugs, alcohol, sex, cursing, etc.) Don't like? Don't read.
Characters
Avenged Sevenfold
M. Shadows, Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan, Synyster Gates, Zacky Vengeance, Johnny Christ
Corryn Cruz
22. A loving and protective gal with a strong relationship with her family and friends and a military background. Despises those who push other people around, and she'll be the first to prove a man just how much better she can do something than him. Just as comfortable indoors as out, and her bashful personality disappears after the first few drinks to make way for her inner sex kitten to come out and play. (Inspired by SynysterRyn)
Dani Williams.
22. An artsy gear head with a love of rock music and an ability to drink like a fish. Loves to crack jokes and pull pranks of people. Independent photographer with some well-known work featured in some big time magazines, such as Tattoo, Maximum Rock'n'Roll, and Rolling Stones. More of a lover than a fighter. (Inspired by DaniVengeance)
Danielle "Dani" Price
23. Tattoo artist at HB Ink and make-up extraordinnaire. Spunky and adventurous with a foul mouth and a wicked case of ADHD. Although a true ginger, she prefers to dye her hair as red as she can get it due to her obsession with the Little Mermaid. She's a hardcore gamer and a book worm, with an obscene love of Star Wars, Harry Potter, and LOTR. Also known as an in-your-face stoner that can rock the violin like a classy broad. (Inspired by gingerSMASH)
Kayla Markum
23. A barmaid at Johnny's Saloon that can murder the piano like a new age Mozart. Bubbly and mouthy with confidence to die for and the ability to make being a smartass into an art form. She's a hopeless romantic and loves liquor and sex, but what Irish lass doesn't? She's bluntly honest and would prefer spiders to two-faced bitches, and she hates spiders with a passion. Suffers from trust issues. Best friends with Riley. (Inspired by KWally)
Riley Jane Bennett
23. Bartender at Johnny's Saloon and ink slinger at HB Ink. A pint-sized firecracker with a pinch of crazy and a dusting of cocaine, she finds true love at the bottom of a bottle. Prefers the taste of smoke over fresh air, and believes sobriety is overrated. While she is beautiful and has a love for any and everyone, she's a hard ass with an unfortunate taste for douche bags. (Inspired by Devil Price)
Simone "Sim" Reaghan
24. Rhythm guitarist for Until Again and photographer. A true pessimist with a "fuck you" kind of attitude. Undyingly loyal and protective of her loved ones, and only lets her guard down around those who she can really trust, which are few and far between. She prefers dogs over humans, really, but she's a real sucker for a guy in eyeliner. A metal head and gamer with a serious dislike for guys who are full of themselves. There's only room for one asshole in her life, and that would be her. (Inspired by simmister_gates)
Just read this and I gotta say it's hysterical. I love the dating profiles. Such a unique idea!
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