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gingerSMASH
"Too weird to live, too rare to die..." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Chelsie.
Established 1989.
Florida, USA.
Legit Ginger.
Mom.
I'm a mom of three little boys and I spend an obscene amount of time on this website. I breathe Red Bull, adore cult classics, am a self-proclaimed geek, and I believe that Cherry and Peach Dum Dum's should be acceptable forms of barter. I live in a ridiculously small town, where the specialties are Baptist churches and dairy farms, and everyone knows when, where, and how you sneezed.
I live and breathe music, and can't have a good day unless I'm drowning in it by noon. I get excited about e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g, I'd murder someone over my make-up (especially my eyeliner and red lipstick!), and I read a lot. I love Hello Kitty and Leopard print a little too much, and I've got a soft spot for Marvel, Tarantino films, 90s alternative, and Star Wars. I hate politics, but I hate crazy ass feminists even more. Oh, and hipsters make me squirm.
Did I mention I'm also ADHD, OCD, and a complete fuckin' grammar Nazi? Ugh, I'm telling you, it's a curse. Drama's for the fucking birds, and I have a filthy mouth. Don't like it? Kick rocks.
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." - Fight Club
Likes: vintage muscle cars, social networking, Netflix & Amazon Prime, books, poetry, beauty products, body mods, YouTube, laughter, the Joker, fan fiction, nail polish, energy drinks, gum, boiled peanuts, Taco Bell, video games, NES, SNES, and Playstation, comic books, arts & crafts, LEGOS, LOTR, The Little Mermaid, shopping, Pinterest, Harry Potter, Epic Rap Battles of History
Dislikes: pedophiles, rapists, abusers, spiders, roaches, maggots, cheap hair dye, orange-scented cleaning products, reality television, Prius, American Top Gear, mayonnaise, nausea
Music: Avenged Sevenfold, The Pretty Reckless, In This Moment, Motionless in White, A Day to Remember, All That Remains, The Bleachers, NKOTB, Slipknot, Otep, Kittie, Breaking Benjamin, Misfits, Pantera, Rancid, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Five Finger Death Punch, Marylin Manson, No Doubt, the Cranberries, Lorde, Duffy, Green Day, Blink 182, Eowyn, Kill Hannah, Skrillex, Johnny Cash, Metallica, Pink Floyd, The Rasmus, HIM, Porcelain and the Tramps, Halestorm, Skillet, Rob Zombie, Beastie Boys, Eve 6, Stone Sour, Vertical Horizon, Three Days Grace, aaaaand, I'm tired of writing.
Be my friend!
gingerSMASH @ VF.com
ChelsFace @ Facebook
@GingerNerdgasm
I only bite if you want me too. <3
Stories
She's Only Happy When She's Crying
She has to run if she wants to stay alive...but can she live without him?
12/31/14
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4 Votes