Jimmy's POV

"Come on!" I begged, tugging on Brian's leg like a toddler as he sat watching Matt and Johnny play x-box. He had a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other and I was convinced his brain had been abducted by aliens. He just sat there ignoring me with a smirk on his face.

"I'm BORED!" I carried on before final admitting defeat and dropping to the floor. I rolled around in a ball, knocking into everyone until someone finally gave me the attention I craved.

"Calm down Rev..." Zacky said, looking up from whatever game he was playing on his phone. "Just relax..."
Me relax? What was he fucking mental?! I hadn't relaxed since I stopped taking my ADHD medicine when I was twelve and I wasn't about to start now. I quickly rolled onto my back before using my arms to launch myself back into a standing position. My feet took over at that point and I continued to bounce around and box the ninjas that invaded my mind!

We had been back from touring for three weeks now and all we've done so far is sit around and play video games and drink. Now don't get me wrong, I fucking love gaming, but Matt fucking beat me every god damn time! Then to top it all off, gnome man finally figured out how to punch on Mortal Combat, leaving me with no punch lines for him...this fucking sucks! I let out a scream.

"Come on...don't we want to have a party or something? Its fucking nine o'clock and you're all sitting around like...like fucking senior citizens!" I urged, giving a firm right hook to the ninja shadow that danced on the wall.

"Hey, grandma Haner is still kicking and could beat your scrawny ass!" Brian laughed, pointing at me with his cigarette in hand.

"I'd like to see her climb out of her fucking wheelchair and try!" I laughed as Zacky stuck out his leg as I fought my shadow on the way by, causing me to fall on top of Matt. "Why, Matthew, I didn't know you felt this way about me!" I said in a high pitched voice and batted my eyelashes. I puckered my lips and everything and he still didn't look away from the game. Eh, fuck you too Matt.

"Eat it, short shit!" Matt yelled as I rolled back on the floor.

"Haha fuck off, Shads!"

"Ugh...don't you guys want to go out and get laid?" I asked, looking up to see Brian shrug and Zacky light a cigarette. I personally wanted to back to Johnny's Bar and check out that new little red headed bartender. She had legs for miles and an ass that made any man's mouth water. But how the hell did she not look like a lobster from living in California? Did her freckles have some kind of magic force filed that blocked the sun from her perfect skin? Was she one of the Weasley's from Harry Potter?! I had to fucking know!

"I'm tired of the same old groupies," Brian sighed, flicking his ashes in the tray. "Same old blonde bimbos every time we go to Johnny's and the same old kind of bimbo that I fuck the shit out of and never call again."

Zacky snorted with laughter as I sat up, still wondering about Weasley girl. "Not that I don't want my dick played with, but I agree with Haner. I'm sick of the same old, same old bitch."

"Yeah, the same ones that turn psycho when you don't call them back!" Johnny said. So the gnome can talk...I get it now. Maybe Weasley girl cast a spell on him!

"You had a girl that gave you her number? Are you sure you could make out the gender clearly over the bar?" Zacky joked, receiving a middle finger from Johnny and a laugh from everyone else.

"Well, let's try someplace new....I heard there was a new club downtown," I suggested, pulling out my phone to search for Harry Potter spells that red could have used on Johnny.

"You mean Ultra?" Brian laughed with a raised brow. "My kid sister goes there with all her teenage friends...I'm not about to be thrown in jail for being a pedophile, no thank you..."

"So Johnny would fit right in, right?" Matt laughed before being punched.

"Enough with the short jokes! I know I'm fucking short!" Johnny picked up his wine glass and downed the rest of the dark red liquid. I narrowed my eyes on him and then looked back down on my phone still trying to find the spell she used. It has to be some form of transfiguration then because he was a gnome but now he's talking...

It was then that my eyes spotted an ad at the top of the screen for Match.com. My eyes lit up as I clicked on the little icon and a master plan popped into my head. So they are sick of the same old lady, huh? Jimmy can fix that!

I laughed as I stood up and headed into the kitchen with my phone as the guys continued to talk about Johnny and his ex. "Come to daddy..." I whispered to myself and I leaned over the counter, clicking 'create new profile'. With out even thinking, I uploaded the most outrageous hilarious picture of Johnny I could find. I ended up choosing one where he was passed out on the bus with his mouth wide open and we had colored all over his face with sharpies.

"User name? Gnome_4_Hire..." I chuckled to myself. I quickly typed in some other obscenities into the other profile questions.

Interests: x-box, gardening, yoga, finger painting, dancing

I snorted, knowing that Johnny would rather die than take a girl dancing. He was short enough as it was. Add in coordination and he was done for.

"Hmm....Johnny what do you hate the most?" I called, causing Brian and Zacky to turn around and look at me with raised brows.

"I fucking hate you!" He laughed. "But clowns fucking freak me out..." Funny, didn't he have orange hair last year? I shrugged and added his love for clowns into his profile along with his personal email address.

'Physical appearance? Ohh, this is going to be good!

I am six feet tall and have very large feet, you know what that means ladies. ;) I am also into weight lifting and have the sexiest body known to man. Hit me up if you'd like to use my snorkel.

I burst out laughing at myself as I answered the short questionnaire to get matches. Soon Johnny's phone would be blowing up with a bunch of emails from psychos who want to take a sensual walk down the beach and do yoga with him. I giggled in delight at the idea.

"What are you giggling like a girl about?" I jumped slightly when Brian spoke up from behind me. I quickly slid my phone into my pocket and smiled knowing that he was about to be my next victim.

"Nothing, just reading some Harry Potter fanfiction....thinking about my Weasley girl..." I said with a smile as I grabbed the beer out of Brian's hand. He raised a brow at me and decided it better not to ask. Ohh, he is going to be a Vampire Diaries and Harry Potter fanatic! This is going to be fucking awesome and they are all going to shit their pants when they get emails from girls.

User name: Gatesypoo

Likes and hobbies: HUGE Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, and Lord of the Rings fan. I love to play guitar but spend most of my free time drinking and writing poetry. I also love cats and hope to get my cat tattoo completed on my back.

I quickly finished a profile for each of the guys and returned to my place in the living room with my beer. Which one would get the first message? I squirmed in my seat with anticipation but no ones phones fucking went off. Are you kidding me? After all my hard work? Ugh...this is boring.

"Ahh...fuck you, short shit!" Matt said, throwing the controller. "I'm done." He ran his fingers through his non-existent hair as he looked between us. "Fuck, we look like hell. We've got to get out of here. Wanna go play some pool and get smashed at Johnny's?"

"Sure, why not," Zacky said, clambering to his feet. Hey! How come nobody jumped at the idea when I suggested it? Are you fucking kidding me? Screw you guys! I looked between them all with a frown just as Brian pulled out his phone.

"What the fuck? Match.com just set me up with some chick...though she's pretty smoking hot...Gatesypoo?" He looked up from his phone with a look that mixed between confusion and disgust and I burst out laughing. Justice had been served!

Now to find out the magic happenings of my Weasley girl....

Notes

So there is the wonderful first chapter! Jimmy has started something but what is the question! Thank you to our lovey volunteer OCs! If your character isn't up yet, don't worry, they will be!

KWally