A Rockers Guide To Becoming A Father

Reproduction For Dummies 3:Women + Evil Tricks = Watch Out ! Evil tricks: A mischievous action; a prank, (A/N but then evil). “No.. No thank you” Brian stuttered. He mentally kicked himself, he never stutters! “Sit” On the inside of Michelle a girl was doing a happy dance, and the dance got more exciting and wilder when Brian actually listened and did sit down on a chair across from her. “You wanted to talk. Talk.” She hated being like this to Brian. Since the day they met, they were always sweet towards one another, they never had real fights. The only time she really hated Brian, was when he made clear his thoughts. About Michelle belonging to him, and all the consequents it had. “We don’t know if it really is my child, right?” Brian tried, but he knew it wasn’t good enough. You just can’t say sorry in a case like this, you can’t take anything back. “She doesn’t seem like a girl to lie about things. And we could always do a DNA-test to see if she’s really yours” Michelle shifted a bit, her legs now stretched out on the couch. “Sure you don’t want to have ice-cream?” Brian slightly smiled, feeling the tension around them drop a bit. “No, thank you” “Have a nice walk?” Brian tried after a minute, shifting his position in the chair once again. “Just went to get ice-cream, ‘cause that’s a good thing that women are supposed to do. Eating ice-cream and chocolate” She paused for just a slight second “Why are you so fucked?” Michelle knew this tactic would work, for all men but especially with Brian. Just talk about random things, get them to feel calm and relaxed, and then go for your goal. Leaves them so surprised they give an answer straight away. “Because of the kid then, and because Johnny reminded me that I still have to tell you we’re leaving two weeks earlier then planned and..” He started the sentences off calm, just like Michelle predicted, he just kept rattling on and on, until he told the problem. “Should have told you that earlier, right?” Brian tried with a little voice. Michelle answered like only women can; looking straight into his eyes, she nodded her head once and said “Mmhmm” “And there’s probably nothing I can do to make it up?” “Off course there is. I can’t get angry at you for that kid, it was made before I ever met you, but next time tell me when something changes, like tour dates and stuff” Michelle smiled kindly, standing up from the couch and walking to Brian, straddling him and sitting down on his legs. “Remove that smile” Brian smirked back his oh so famous smirk every girl would die for, while he slowly wrapped his arms around Michelle’s small waist. Michelle just shook her head ‘no’, then planted a kiss in the crook of Brian’s neck. “Now you’ve had your moment of being in control, now I want mine” Brian growled, sending shivers to the girl’s spine. “One thing Bri. I’m still not happy with everything today, a lot will change, do you understand?!” She pushed herself a bit away from Brian’s chest. “I.. Off course I do..” Brian trailed off, and when their eyes met they both laughed. “Okay, maybe I don’t but can’t you help me?” “Like I ever had a kid” Michelle smiled, leaning forward and trying to get her body into Brian’s. “I know, but you still will be my girl right, even though we both know it might get tough” With Michelle clinging to his body Brian stood up, walking towards his bedroom. “BRIAN!” Michelle suddenly yelled. Scaring the shit out of him as Michelle’s mouth was close to his ear and she yelled really loud, Brian jumped up a bit, yelling “WHAT!!” “You cleaned, or at least picked things up” Michelle giggled? “Never thought this day would come” The giggles became louder and turned into full laughter, as Brian threw Michelle onto the mattress, and showed her his love for her over and over again.

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