A Rockers Guide To Becoming A Father

Reproduction For Dummies 2; Unwanted Kid + Panic attack = Cleaning Panic Attack: an intense and sudden feeling of fear and anxiety. It is associated with many physical symptoms such as rapid heart beat, trembling, rapid shallow breathing, pins and needles in the arms and feeling faint. Many people who have a panic attack fear that they will collapse or die. Cleaning: To rid of dirt, rubbish, or impurities “Well, Michelle..” Brian took a deep breath, “Meet Hailey” Michelle smiled again towards to girl, who had shyly sat down on one of the couches, her baby still in her arms. It stayed silent for a little while, until Hailey softly started to talk. “I’m so sorry for interrupting the two of you, but I’m so afraid I have to bring bad news” Michelle wasn’t stupid, she knew this moment was coming. Taking in enough air to speak out loud, she nervously played with her hands as she spoke out her thoughts. “Your baby, Brian is the father, right?” Both Brian and Dallas looked up in terror. Brian because he had no idea what this would mean, and Hailey had no idea how Michelle could’ve known this. “Well, I’m afraid so.” She said with a soft voice, a slight blush going up to her cheeks while she looked at her baby. “Maybe I ought to leave the two of you alone. Again, I’m sorry, but I thought you should know about this” Hailey stood up, and walked towards the front door. “Hailey, wait!” Michelle walked after her. “Why don’t you come back tomorrow, or give me your number so we can see each other again?” Hailey looked up with a surprised face, but she smiled anyway. “I would like that” Brian had walked back into his bedroom again, kicking everything out of his way. Sometimes he hated himself for being so slovenly, but he knew he couldn’t change much about himself. How many times had he said that he didn’t have any bad habits? Johnny would always say he had to quit smoking, but that was just a part of him, and so was his mess. “I’m going for a walk on the beach.” Michelle said, standing in the gap of the door, pulling on shoes. “No, you’re not.” Brian chuckled when Michelle cocked up an eyebrow, but the little smile soon faded. “We need to talk about this, right? Thought that’s what women always supposed to do, talk about things? So you are not going to walk, you are going to sit down here and talk” “You have no idea what you’re doing now, right?” Michelle was, for some odd reason, still not angry, but rather calm and relieved. “You blame me. But I didn’t put my cock into some girl and make a kid” Sarcastically laughing she threw a shoe towards Brian’s head, and when she saw she had hit her target, she turned around and walked out of the house. Brian was left dumbfounded, and it took him several minutes to realize what was going on. He searched for his phone, dialing the first number he came across. “I can’t believe you” The voice on the other side growled. “Remember Hailey? She says I’m the father of her kid” Brian spoke so fast that it looked like he was involved in some national catastrophe. “You cheated on Michelle?” In his own house, Johnny sat straight up on the couch, looking around himself as a little voice in his head started to wonder how he got there. “Off course not, dickhead. The kid is already born!” Panicking, he started to pick up things in his room, mostly clothes, and putting them in the right places. “Holy shit” Johnny mumbled, but not because of the news Brian told him. “Bri, you got a minute?” When Brian mumbled some sort of ‘yes’, and Johnny placed his phone onto the ground. “Zacky, I would appreciate it if you get yourself and that girl dressed” Zacky gave Johnny the finger, which made Johnny bring out a manly squeal and he walked into his bedroom. “So, tell me” He asked once he was lying down again. “This morning, yet another girl called to tell Michelle she was having my baby. We almost had this little argument about it, but it was okay. Then about 30 minutes later the doorbell rung, and Hailey stepped in, kid in her arms” “She could be lying” “No. Hailey doesn’t lie and besides that, she apologized over and over again” Brian collapsed onto his bed, going with his hand thru his hair; or at least he tried. “And what about Michelle?” “What about her?” Brian snapped back. It remained silent for a while, in which Johnny thought ‘duh’ and Brian several minutes later thought ‘oh’. “She went out for a walk..” Brian whispered after a while. “I’m in trouble, am I?” “Yeah, you definitely are. Told her about the upcoming tour already? And I mean, about the extra shows planned?” “I’m so fucked!!!” Brian yelled with a bit too high voice for his own good. “I need to find her, don’t I?” Johnny on the other side laughed. “You gotta stop answering your own questions, okay? Go find her and don’t be the usual jerk you are” “I’m not a je..” All he heard was a long ‘beep’. “Johnny? JOHNNY!!?!?!?” He held the phone away from his ear and stared at the screen. Johnny had hung up. “He hung up. He fucking hung up on me, ill squish him!” “STOP BEING SUCH A DUMBASS AND GIVE THE REAL BRIAN BACK!” This made Brian look up. Was Michelle back already? He ran towards the living room, to find Michelle sitting cross-legged on the couch, spoon in hand and ice-cream on her lap. She smiled evilly, and Brian knew he was in trouble. Big Trouble. “Want some?”

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