Synyster's Pov


I didn't want to let go of her or stop kissing her. I was so glad, she didn't see it as I felt I was forced to marry her since I got her pregnant, that she saw I wanted to marry her period, that the baby had nothing to do with it. Wish I would asked to marry me in more romantic way, but she seemed happy none the less to wanting to be my wife.



“Guys, I like have pee really bad,or do want me to act like this German porn since you two freaks love that hard core German shit” Jimmy said. Holding his crotch dancing. He must have pee bad.



“The only German porn we like is the hard core bondage stuff, we don't care for that German piss porn's, their sick” Both me and Mary said at the same time. Which made me smile, that she was to much like on on so many things, that we even thought alike.
I let go of her and she took my hand and we headed to the back, since I wanted to give her something.



She sat down on the sofa in the back as I put her backpack by her so she could look threw it with her only working hand, glad it was the right one. So she can ware the ring I got her.
I went to my bunk and dug around my messenger bag and laughed to my self, when I realized she had the same band patches on her backpack that was on my bag.


I found the little blue box and held in my hand as I went over to sit next to her.
She had itching powder on her lap and a box of Super-lax, she was looking at box of cake mix, trying to see if it could be made in the microwave since that's all we had on the bus and small fridge.


I smiled at her as I held out my hand to show the little blue box from Tiffany's.



“What's this, damn it will you stop buying me stuff from Tiffany's that shit in their to damn much money I don't deserve you spending what would be damn down payment on house” Mary said looking upset that liked to buy expensive jewelry, that most girls loves that damn jewelry store, but Mary she was happy with the cheap stuff you get at Walmart. One of the reason I fell for her, since she was more in love me , not my money or the fact I'm rock star.




“I love you and love to buy nice things. You do love that Rolex I gave weeks ago and never take it off” I said. She debating on taking the box out my hand.



“I so do love this watch it has pink mother pearl and little diamond around the face of the watch. I've always wanted one these as a kid, found them cool, tell found out they're the price of damn beamer and no longer wanted the watch, but since you bought to just give me for the hell it I will love it forever you know that” she said as she took the box out my hand.


She opened it and smiled so huge, I never seen her smile that huge.


“Holy shit they make pink diamonds? Its so big looks like a beer cap.” She said looking up at me. Still in shock over the ring. I just knew she love the moment I saw it the same day I got that Rolex she just loved, I just hoped I got the right size.


I took the box out her and and took out the ring. She just wouldn't stop smiling at me as I put on her ring finger. It was a little snug, but it fit. She was just to happy to have her engagement ring . She pulled me closer to her with her right hand and just started to kiss the hell out me. We ended making love in the back , with the door opened and the guys all bitched for us to knock it off. Matt was the one more pissed off I was getting more sex then him on the bus, since he is, the married one out of us.


We got dressed and Mary went back to deciding who she wanted to next and need my help with.


“God I'm fucking starving, when is Mary going feed us, she may be your damn girl, Gates but she still our damn assistant” Jimmy yelled.



Mary smiled her cute I'm up to no good smile at me, that I loved, sine it matched my same smile. And I knew who was going to get it next and I grabbed the cake mix and super lax, so the guys wouldn't see what she was up too. As she put the itching powered away and zipped up her back pack . We got up and she put her back pack back in the bunk above ours that we keep our bags in.



“She not my girl you morons, she my fiancée “ I yelled at them.



“Wait? What? You two are engaged now? Holy shit when did this happen?” Matt and Zacky yelled at the same time.



“I bet that's why they were fucking yet again she was all showing how much she wants to be his wife” Johnny said as he was cleaning off all the red dye with vodka and was using my damn stash of vodka. Since he was in the bathroom now and left the door wide open. I think he wanted the girls to see him naked. Mary slammed the door on him not wanting to see his naked ass.



“I don't fucking care I want food now damn it! Feed me” Jimmy yelled.


I helped Mary make them sandwiches, while she was making cupcakes with the special ingredient. That she made extras with out the ingredient so the guys wont be the one to get Jimmy's batch.



Johnny came out all looking back to normal and grabbed a sandwich as he sat next to Zacky.



“Damn that smells good what are making us” Matt said.


“Cupcakes with something special in them” Mary said trying to hold back the laughter, I was having a hard time not laughing as I brought over the regular cupcakes and they guys devoured them. Then when the next batch was done, they didn't want any more but Jimmy dig in and ate them all.



“Good more for me, damn they sure are good, what you put in them” Jimmy said as he wolf down the last on in his special batch.



“Something Super” Mary said then just busted up laughing, making Jimmy look at her like she was going nuts. I just smiled at him wanting for it to kick it.



The guys and the girls just looked at us , not getting whatever Mary was laughing about that I was just smiling over looking like insane person. That Mary loves that look I have sometimes, drives her wild.



'Holy shit, that ring is huge and so pretty. “ Elle said as she was looking at Mary engagement ring then hit Matt upside the head all mad her wedding ring was just gold band.



“What “ he yelled at her.


She help up Mary's hand to show him she would liked a ring like that. Bunny was in daze over the ring, and Zacky had the look of horror on his face.



“Like you really want a ring like that, knock it off Ellie you got me as your husband you don't need something that tacky to let people know your taken.” Matt said.


Ellie growled at him, not liking his logic on their gold wedding bands.


Mary got mad and growled at him and grabbed the tin that had Jimmy special cup cakes in and hit Matt hard on the head with it.




“You fucking ass, It's not tacky. I love the ring and for your damn information it from Tiffany's which I'm sure Ellie would love if you got something from that store. but never tells you since she knows what a cheap ass your are” Mary said.




The guys just laughed since looked stunned she hit with that pan and the fact the ring was very expensive and he thought it was some cheap ass ring I bought on the road. He looked more shocked that his wife really wanted something from Tiffany's was pissed off about it.



Jimmy got up . Let a burp, since that man wolfs down his food like he was damn animal. He headed to his bunk. To go take a nap, since liked to do at lot when he pigged out on food, you think be fat by the way he eats.



Mary grabbed the remote from Bunny.



“Oh hell no! The Raider game going be on I want watch my damn team, I don't want no lame ass chick flick I hate those fucking movies their shit” Mary said as put on ESPN to watch her team. the guys and me love the raiders and couldn't more happy to watch the game.



Bunny and Ellie looked shocked Mary liked football and hated chick flicks. Just because she a women dose she have like those shit movies.




Matt laughed when Mary and me yelled at the TV calling the quarterback an idiot for the play that lost the raiders the ball. Zacky smiled at me gave me thumbs up, saying I marring the perfect girl. Johnny just laughed so hard he fell down on the floor and was still laughing at us yelling at the TV. Bunny and Ellie looked at us like were from another planet. Not understanding, us at all or seeing why the guys were laughing their asses off at us.




Then half time came on and Jimmy was yelling.


“What the fuck you put in those cup cakes Mary”



He ran to the bathroom and we saw he brown stain on the back of his white jeans and the moment he slammed the door , we all heard him shitting up a storm. Screaming “Mary you fucking psycho” Johnny just busted up laughing since he knew she already got him back.



Mary and me busted up laughing. Matt and Zacky, just looked at us not sure if they wanted to laugh or fear who was next on the chopping block of her revenge. Bunny and Ellie started to laugh since they knew they were safe and found funny as hell what Mary did to get Jimmy back.

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