“I'll go see where the guys ran off to and round them up “ Brian said as he gave me kiss. Since I was about done making breakfast for them all. I'm sure their starving by now, since I just wanted to screw my husband so bad in the damn kitchen, couldn't help my self.

I want to screw him in every inch of the hotel we call home. We had sex for a least a half hour, heard Jimmy yelling for us to stop he was starving and crying like a baby.
I kissed Brian back and watched him walk out, bit down on my lower lip, looking at his sexy tight ass.

“Do you need some help Mary” Brian's dad said. Damn that old man just loves to pop out no where and moves fast for looking so ancient. I was shocked he didn't call me by that nickname he so loved to call me to piss me off.I wanted to ask him how old he was and how old Brian really is, but was scared of what he say.

“Yes that would be so nice, I want to ask you something , but not sure if I should.” I said as I saw him run over to get a stack of plates and brought them over to me then ran back to get some bowls. For an old man , with a cane he sure did run fast.

I moved the serving cart I had found close to me so I could start putting the plates on it and dish out the food. I just smiled as he was all happy running around getting me knifes, forks and spoons, the stop and looked at box of napkins. He must not know what color he wanted to pick out. Chose one and ran to get cups and pitchers. He ran off to the fridge, as I fixed Matt's plate last, since I wanted to torment him , and knew the perfect way to do so, made sure all he had on his plate was two huge piles of hash browns shaped to look like my huge boobs.
Brian dad came back with a gallon of milk and orange juice looked so happy I wanted his help.

“So what is you want to ask me?” he said as poured milk in on pitcher and then orange juice in the other, putting the pitchers on another serving cart, that he all the cups and silverware on.

“What to call you I know your Brian Haner Senior, named Brian after yourself, thank god you did, since I love guys named Brian and would be crushed if he wasn't name Brian” I said, knowing thats not what I want to ask. He some how knew and looked at me with annoyance.

“You can call me Papa that want they all call me, and dose it really matter how old my son is? Why do you need to know that so bad, will yo love him less. But I will tell you my age. I'm one hundred and forty seven. Cursed to live forever looking like my age. Only my son was lucky he will never look his true age”Brian's dad said.

“Which is hundred and seven, to this day” Brian said as I felt him come up behind me and I was shocked. I didn't want to believe him or his dad, but just knew it had to be true. That it didn't really matter I was in love with an really old man, that I was Anna Nicole Smith. I just didn't want really believe it.

I was trying to think what to say and just couldn't

“Happy Birthday son” Brian's dad said.

“Damn 107 shit you look good for an old fart. And I didn't get anything for you birthday, how could I forget my own damn husband birthday” I said. Wishing I knew that so could got him something in town last night.

He started to rub my belly and I saw how happy his dad was., seeing that. As he rolled out the one serving cart he had.

“You gift is still cooking in your oven, that's what you gaven me for my birthday” Brian said.
Damn he must want to be dad bad, that waited all this time for me to be reborn and come back home to him.

He let go of me and I pushed the cart towards the doors , he opened them and I headed to the dinning room where Jimmy, little Jimmy and Johnny sat at one table. Zacky and his wife Bunny his and son, had their own table. My dad Jerry was sitting at the table close to the one Brian was at. I went to Zacky first and gave them their breakfast.

“Yeah frankenberry cereal, Thank you auntie Mary” Elvis said.

“Knew you like that kido” I said.

I went over to where Brian was sitting. Brian wanted us to sit by our self, which I wanted in the first place and put ours down next , then gave the guys all their but not Matt's. I went to little Jimmy and gave his bowl of fruity pebbles and he smiled huge at me.

“How you know those are my favorite” He said.

I left a plate for Candy was not sure where she was off to.

“Aunties have way of knowing” I said. He didn't wait for Jimmy to start eating and just dug into his cereal like he was cave man. I went over to my dad, gave his, he looked so tired like he was about to pass out. He smiled at me.

“Baby doll you remembered what I like for breakfast” He said. I looked at what I gave him, steak and eggs, didn't even notice really that made each one a different breakfast but had hash browns on all their plates.

I left a plate on an empty table for my other dad,the one who raised me. That I still loved and wanted back. I just wasn't sure if he be back or be forever in limbo in this hotel. Didn't want him to get hungry. Whatever the case ends up to be.

I finally went over to Matt and slammed his plate of food down. He looked at it then what the others had.

“Mary what the fuck? Why do mine look like mountains and their only hash browns” He said.
Jimmy covered his son ears , so did Zacky cover his son's ears so they wouldn't hear what we were about to do Matt. Brian's dad sat in the same table as Brian's all happy I had pancakes and eggs for him. Brian growled at him for wanting to start eating before I got back to our table.

“Don't you just want to devourer them since the look just like my huge rack and when you climax you can scream Mary” I said. His face turned bright red.

Johnny was throwing hustler magazines over his shoulder then stopped when he found the one he was looking for and put on top of the hash brown mountains. The girl had big boobs not as big as mine , but I saw why Johnny picked that one, it said her name was Mary and she was redhead.

“I think you will enjoy this issue more then me, Matt” Johnny said as Matt couldn't grab it fast enough to hide it.

“Mine are so much better and real, but sadly you cant touch they belong to Brian.” I said as I handed Jimmy the apple pie he wanted. Matt now looking at me and Jimmy still red in the face.

“Here Matt I named this pie Mary , you can love her long time” Jimmy said then started to sing 'Me so Horny' by 2 live crew. It made us all crack up, only Bunny and Brian dad didn't get why were tormenting Matt. Little Jimmy and Elvis looked at us trying to figure out why their dads had their ears covered.

“Next time Matt, I hear you scream my wifes name when your fucking some girl to death. It will be your death too” Brian yelled.

“Not unless I kill him first” Jerry my dad yelled.

Matt got up holding on the the hustler magazine and ran off. All upset we all knew his dirty secret about me.

“Good more hash for me” Johnny said as he took Matt's plate.

I went over to Brian's table and sat next to my husband. I saw Candy walk in with Jim my other dad and he looked out of it, but looked like he was alive. She sat him down at the one table she must know I had breakfast for him at.

“What so funny what I miss guys” she said as she sat next to the empty chair next to her husband. He leaned over and gave her kiss and little Jimmy spit out his cereal all grossed out to see that.

“I don't know aunt Candy they tormenting uncle Matt and said aunt Mary a lot.” Elvis said as he looked at me then his dad.

“Oh wow, I must missed something epic, and fear what the terror twins will do next” she said as pointed to Zacky then Brian.

“Were now the triplets of Terror” Brian said pointing to me , then my twin then him self.

“Oh devil help us all “ Candy said and every one cracked up.

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