As I sit there with my head in my hands contemplating how I got myself in this situation all I can feel is the mattress shaking from shana laughing hysterically beside me. I turn to look at her with nothing but confusion all over my face.
" oh Hun I'm sorry" she spit out through fits of laughter. " I was gonna mess with you and make you think we had crazy hot sex, but you just looked so traumatized!" Her whole body was shaking with laughter and her face was bright red. I slowly took in what she was saying. Between her laughing and my head feeling like it was going to explode it took a minute to sink in. " ok ok " she took a deep breath trying to compose herself. " ok so to fill you in on what happened since you were a little miss drunkie pants" she smile poking me in the cheek. " we were making out and then you went to run to the bathroom but didn't make it and threw up all over yourself so I took you home." Great so my plan completely back fired. I thought to myself. Now instead of looking like a boring dud I look like a alcoholic that can't handle my liquor..... I looked up at her " oh my god shana I am sooooo sorry!! And ummm just throwing it out there but uh, why are we naked" I said motioning with my finger to the both of us. She gazed at me trying not to laugh again and took a deep breath. " first of all you have nothing to be sorry for! I had a blast! And well as far as the nudity you were covered in puke so I stripped you down and I sleep naked anyway so that's just how the cookie crumbled" she said patting my hand. I just nodded. " now here take these Tylenol and go back to bed ill wake up you up in a bit, hopefully you'll feel a bit better then. She winked handing me some Tylenol and a bottle of water I thanked her and layed back down. I woke a few hours later and stumbled out to the kitchen where shana was standing at the stove swaying her hips and humming along to the radio. I felt a lot better and was extremely grateful that she was making food. I was starving and needed something to soak up the alcohol rotting in my gut. She must have heard me walk in the kitchen because she swiveled around on her heels with a huge grin on her face. " good morning or should I say good afternoon my little lush" she giggled. I smiled and gave her a thumbs up. " thanks again for everything shana, I really appreciate it" she arched her eyebrow and put her hand on her hip " I already told you you have nothing to be sorry about. Oh and I was wondering where are you staying?" I froze for a second staring at her I hadn't even thought about that I've been so caught up hanging with my new friend I seem to have forgotten that small little detail. My new job didn't start for a couple days thank god. I tried to figure out what to say she knows I just moved here but it's still kind if embarrassing to tell someone I live in my car. She looked over at me tapping her foot. "Car huh?" She sighed. Man she was good. Was it that obvious?? " don't feel bad that's how most people do when you move by yourself, I was in your shoes when I moved her. But little lady that's not going to do so your going to live with me." She smiled brightly. I didn't know what to say at first but I looked up at her determined gaze and knew she wasn't going to take ni for an answer. I smiled wide right back at her " sounds good roomie!" She jumped up and squealed like a little girl. " yay! Ok well after we eat we will get you all settled in."