Jimmy's POV

"So why did Johnny cross the road?" I ask the guys as we stand around a small grill outside of the bus. We are having a make-shift BBQ as we drink our night away just like good old times. Well, actually I'm waiting for Tempty to get back from the whatever errand Riz sent her on. Damn, I swear we have had the worst luck lately. Just leave me the fuck alone to bang my girl for five minutes! That's all I really need though I'd prefer ten...Oh, all I can think about is Tempty telling me she has a surprise in store for me when she gets back. The fucking anticipation is killing me!

"If you stop fucking jumping up and down maybe I would answer you," Zacky snaps, sending me a sidelong glance from the picnic table. I'm jumping? Well, fuck me sideways, I am! Damn Tempty and her tempting ways that suck out my brain. I'm starting to think she is a sexy brain eating zombie because I always lose my shit around her. And by shit, it mean the good shit not the...oh you know what I mean!

"Fine, why the fuck did Shot Shit cross the road?" Matt finally answers.

"Why thank you, Matthew, I knew you always had my back," I say, staring down Zacky with bulging eyes. "Johnny went to the other side of the road to fuck the chicken!" I say and the others roar with laughter while Johnny flips me off. "Sorry buddy, we were getting a little too up close and personal and I had to remind you that you're a pecker head."

"Well stop fucking fucking when I'm trying to sleep!" Johnny shots back. "Tempest is fucking hot but I don't want a threesome with you string bean!"

"Why I outta!" I say, bouncing around with my fists up ready to go. I circle Johnny bouncing twice his height in the air as I take short jabs at him, my last one spilling his glass of wine.

"Ohh you've done it now," Brian laughs with a cigarette between his lips. "You've pissed off the fucking gnome!"

The next thing I know, Johnny is on my back punching and slapping the back of my head as I run around out makeshift campsite. "He's an angry elf! Get him off before he steals my lucky charms!" I scream before the little shit finally falls off. "Damn, don't piss off the little ones..." I mutter, cracking my head to the left and the right. "He's fucking bite off my junk if he can't get to my face...."

"Relax, Rev...he's just ass hurt cause you spilled the last glass of wine. He'll get over it ev--" Brain starts but is interrupted when someone crashes into him from behind. "What the hell is that?" His voice is suddenly strained as he points to something in the person's hand.

"I can explain..."

My curiosity gets the better of me and I push my way past Brian to see Tempty I the ground in front of him with four pregnancy tests in her arms. All of a suddenly I can't breathe and the world around me is spinning like an evil merry-go-round. Tempty is fucking pregnant? But we were always so careful! I'm going to be a dad? My heart starts racing in my chest as I look down into her amazing blue orbs.

"Tempty are-are you..." I stammer out and barely even notice the low whistle from Brian as he shot guns the rest of his beer before grabbing another one.

"Jimmy I really think we should talk about this in private," she says, her eyes begging me as her head motions towards the bus.

In all honesty, up until this point, I never even considered the possibility of having a kid let alone what would happen if Tempest got pregnant. But in this moment, something just fells so right about Tempty and me that I can't help but feel excitement come over me. If I,Jimmy Owen Sullivan, am going to have a child, who the fuck better to have it with? Tempest is my body, my soul, my life, and my world. At this point, I don't think it would be physically possible for me to function without her by my said.

"I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!" I scream before flying down into the dirt and pulling Tempty onto my lap. My hands instantly go to the small of her stomach and I quickly rock us both back and forth in excitement.
"Jimmy I'm n..." Tempest starts but I press my lips to hers in a passionate kiss. When I pull back, I cup her face in my hands and stare into her beautiful blue eyes.

"We are going to have puppies...and I don't care if it's a..."

"Jimmy!"

"Girl puppy or a boy puppy!"

"Jimmy!"

" I'll only care that it came from your little belly!" I laugh, ignoring everything as I look down at Tempests stomach, stroking it gently. I can't believe our little thing is growing in there! I look up from Tempty to see my friends looking down at the ground and shaking their heads. "Tempty is having my baby!" I scream again before her little clamps down over my mouth and she forces me to look at her.

"Jimmy," Tempty says sadly, holding my face in her hands. "I'm not pregnant..."

My heart drops into my stomach at her words and I feel like all the hope has been sucked out of me. So I'm not going to be a daddy? Well, this fucking blows. Then it hits me, "If those tests aren't for you then they're for..." I don't have to finish my sentence because right at that moment, everyone in our little camp turns to look at Brian.

"No...no this has to be some kind of joke..." He says, shaking his head and running his hands over his face as all the color drains away. "You guys are just pull some sick twisted joke on me! There is no way Kay is....oh FUCK!" He yells, kicking up dirt like he just remembered the exact moment it happen.

I slowly pull away from Tempy and head towards Brian as he sinks to the ground and starts chain smoking cigarettes. "No. No. No. No. No! This can't be fucking happening...it was one time..." He says in a distraught tone as he shakes his head. "She-she....ugh!" Brian burrys his face in his hands as I kneel down next to him.

"It's okay, she hasn't even taken the test yet, right Tempty?" I ask, glancing back over my shoulder at my sexy blond girlfriend. She nods furiously at me as I rhythmically pat Brian's back. "It might just be a false alarm? Happens all the time right?"

"Yeah it does," Tempty says, coming to kneel down next to me. "But Brian, you need to be strong for her. Kay needs you," she says firmly and I can't help but feel proud to call her mine. "Baby or no baby you've got to be with her when she takes the test."

"I-I don't know if I'm ready to be a father." Brian says over and over as she shakes his head. "I don't know the first thing about being a father....and how could she not tell me that she suspected it?"

Oh shit, there is the clenched jaw that signals his anger. Come on, Haner, hold yourself together. Suddenly he grabs one of the pregnancy tests off the ground and storms onto the bus. "Brian!" Tempest yells as we both race after him. We follow him to the master bedroom where he turns on the light light and throws the test on the bed next to Kaylyn.

"When the hell where you planning on mentioning that you might be pregnant?!"

Notes

How is Kaylyn going to react to Brian? Will Kaylyn be mad at Tempest, thinking that she told Brian? Is she really even pregnant? Do you want her to be?