It's almost easy...

This is like the greatest day of my fucking life. Except for maybe the tour we opened for Metallica. That was pretty fucking cool too.

I'm glad she told me. Sure it's not the greatest that a one night stand has resulted in a pregnancy, but she shouldn't have to deal with it on her own. I'm probably grinning like a dork, but I don't fucking care.

"Careful Uncle Jimmy. The wind might change and you'll be stuck forever!" Taylor told me and I winked at her.

"I'd be happy with that." I smirked and fell onto the couch next to her and Brian. "Hey, how long are we driving today?" I asked and Jason replied from the depths of the bus.

"Like six hours or something bro. We got a production meeting before soundcheck." He said loudly.

"Ten four boss." I replied with a salute that he won't see, but is for the benefit of Taylor. "Wait...Roxy where are my pop tarts?!" I yelled.

"Wherever you left them Gigantor! I'm not your mother!" She giggled and I headed back to the back lounge which is where I know I had them last.

"Yes, but you're my baby's momma." I told her as I passed her in the kitchen. She threw something at me, but I kept on my journey. One of the bunks has the curtain drawn, but that's probably Z sleeping or something. I hope he's not mad. I mean, these guys are gonna have to help even more when we’re on tour now. They’ll have a baby, Taylor and me to deal with.

I chuckled and found my plate of sugary goodness in the back lounge, exactly where I had left it.

"Mmmmmm." I hummed and took the plate back to the front lounge.

"Can I have some!?" Taylor gasped when she noticed what I was holding.

"They're Uncle Jimmy's sweetheart." Brian told her and she whined. "Can't have two of you high as a kite off sugar." He added when I sat back down next to him.

"Love you too fucknugget." I chuckled and punched him in the shoulder.

"Ow! What the fuck is with everyone bashing me?! First Roxy, then Tay, now you. Maybe I should go find Jason and Zacky and get them to punch the shit outta me too?! And no, that wasn't an invitation." He added.

"You suck!" Jason called and I grinned.

We continued our drive for another few hours before we stopped for a food break.

"Zee, food stop!" I yelled seeing as everyone else was in the front lounge watching the TV.

He didn't reply, but i heard him get out of the bunk and when the bus actually stopped, he followed after us and outside.

"You alright man?" I asked him and he nodded.

"Yeah. Just tired." He told me and we kinda left it at that. He hurried off in front of me and I shrugged then ran down the buses steps, intent on terrorising Syn.

"Gates! I want candy!" I screamed and he groaned loudly.

"No!" He yelled back and then turned to Roxy. "You realise you're gonna have three children after this right?" He asked and she giggled.

"Shouldn't be any harder than having to deal with the eight of you on a daily basis for the next 6 months." She smirked.

"Three children? Wait...what?!" Both Matts said in unison, realising Roxy's news.

"Gates said three children. Someone grab her! She needs to tell us." I heard Nathan say just as the convenience store doors closed.

"She's not getting out of that in a hurry." I chuckled.

"Both Matty's and Nathan? We'll be lucky to get her back before the show!" Brian added and we both started walking up and down the aisles. "Wait. Where's Taylor?" He asked after a second and we both headed back to the door in a hurry.

"I have Taylor. And do me a favour? Never leave me with those three again. Ever. They get grabby when they want something." Roxy announced as she too made it inside.

“They gave me an ouchie.” Taylor frowned and I took her from Roxy.

“Well that’s a bit mean isn’t it princess? Here, let’s go over to the fridge and it’ll make it feel better.” I said to her and walked over to the drinks. Not that I really need it, but a Red Bull would go down fantastically right now. “You excited that mommy’s pregnant munchkin?” I asked her as we perused the drinks. She nodded madly and stopped me when we got to the juices. “Do you want a brother or sister?” I questioned absently and grabbed her an apple juice off the shelf.

“Both!” she proclaimed with a grin and took the bottle when I handed it to her.

“Both?! You can only have one baby girl.” I chuckled and grabbed a Red Bull for myself.

“Awww!”

“No awwww. Mommy doesn’t want to have to go through that more than once.” I muttered.

“Too late.” I heard giggled and saw Roxy standing next to us.

“You know what I mean.” I said and grinned down at her. “Time to go back already?”

“Yeah. Trevor and Jared have swapped over and they’re just waiting for us. They only wanted a stretch apparently.” she told me and grabbed a chocolate milk out of the fridge for herself.

“Well then…we’d better hurry or something huh?” I chuckled and headed to the cashier so we could all pay for our drinks and get back on the bus.

“Took your sweet ass time.” Jared teased as we scrambled up the steps and Taylor blew a raspberry at him.

“Good girl.” I chuckled at her and deposited her on the couch in the front lounge.

She just giggled some more and handed her juice to Zee so he could open it for her.

"What are you teaching my daughter?" Roxy accused with a pointed finger and a giggle

"Nothing as bad as what I've taught her before." I grinned and she swatted at me.

"Taylor sweetie, how bout we go have a nap huh?" She asked Taylor and she almost immediately made the whiny noise that means she's gonna throw a tantrum, and probably a pretty epic one.

"No!" Taylor cried and took another gulp form her juice. I decided to stay out of it for a bit. I'll step in if I see fit. Might get me some brownie points.

"Hey! If you don't have a nap now, you'll be tired later and you won't be able to watch the boys play." She reasoned, but that just made it worse in Taylor's eyes.

"No! No nap!" She yelled and frowned rather gigantically for a three year old.

"Taylor, do not argue with mommy. You need a nap. Now go." She told her and pointed to the bunks. I stepped out of the way in case one or both of them decided to stomp off.

"Nooooooooo!" Taylor wailed and promptly burst into tears.

"Taylor Maree Fitzpatrick! You have until the count of 5!" Roxy snapped and my eyes went wide for a second. I knew she could yell, but my god is she scary when she's angry.

Taylor cried louder, so Roxy started counting. She was squirming by two. Zee had helped her off the couch by three and a half, and by almost five, she was stomping towards the bunks, even if she was still crying at the top of her lungs. Roxy followed after her, and after a few minutes, the million decibel crying stopped, and Roxy re joined us.

"Jesus Christ that girl has some lungs on her." She mumbled and we all chuckled at her. "If any of you go to her while she's still crying, I will kill you." She threatened with a smirk even though she knows none of us will.

Last time one of us tried, Brian ended up with a bruise in the perfect shape of Roxy's ring for at least a week.

“Yes ma’am.” I chuckled then leaned right down to mutter in her ear. “If I remember correctly, she’s not the only one with a decent set of lungs.” I said and grinned at her, while she blushed as red as a fire engine.

“James!” she sputtered and smacked at me, never really making contact.

"What?! It's true!"

"Well maybe, but the whole damn bus doesn't need to know I'm a screamer during sex!" She shrieked.

"I never said anything about sex!" I cried and both Jason and Brian are pissing themselves laughing.

Roxy then realised her mistake and covered her face with her hands and groaned loudly.

Notes

Ta da! Another update!

Now everyone knows Roxy's news, but what's up with Zacky?

Enjoy and i will hopefully update tomorrow