I woke up at 8:30 am to someone yelling down stairs. I got up and went to the mirror to brush my hair and then headed down stairs to see what the fuck was going on. I heard a dude yelling at someone and it sounded like it was coming from the kitchen. I went in and saw that it was Jacoby yelling at Tony for stealing all of his pancakes and orange juice.

"Dude, you are such a fucking pig! You had your own pancakes and then you fucking went and stole mine as well!" Jacoby shouted in Tony's face.

"Dude, I didn't steal your fucking pancakes!" Tony yelled, some pancake spitting out of his mouth. Gross.

"What the fuck is going on guys? Tony, just friggin' admit that you stole Jacoby's pancakes and apologize already, God damn it!" I shouted. Everyone turned to look at me and my face went beet red.

"Sorry. I'm just pissy in the mornings," I apologized.

Tobin, Jerry, Johnny, Zacky, Brian, Matt, and Jimmy all burst out laughing.

"Dude, she is a fireball!" Jimmy spurt between laughs, gasping for air.

"That was fucking awesome!" Johnny put in, tears streaming down his face from laughing so hard.

"That's my Ree Ree!" Zacky exclaimed.

I blushed and looked down at my feet.

"I'm sorry Jacoby for stealing your pancakes," Tony said seriously.

"See Tony, that's all you had to do. I love you man," Jacoby said, fake teary eyed.

"Awe, man hug?" Tony asked with his arms stretched out.

"Man hug!" Jacoby exclaimed jumping on Tony.

They fell over along with the chair Tony was sitting in. We all cracked up laughing even as they were getting up and sitting in their seats.

"So Coree, did you sleep well?" Lacey asked me from sitting on Jimmy's lap.

"Yes, the bed was really comfy. What about you? Did you and Jimmy stop fucking early enough for you to get some sleep, or did you fuck all night?" I asked half jokingly as I sat down between Tobin and Brian.

Tobin nearly had coffee spurt out his nose from laughing so hard and Brian had a huge smirk on his face along with everyone else at the table. Lacey just smiled and took another bite out of her pancakes.

"Well, we have a lot of shopping to do today," Lacey said, changing the subject after she swallowed her last bite of pancake.

"What are we shopping for?" I inquired.

"Clothes, silly. I just thought it would be some fun girl time and a good way to catch up."

"Oh cool, I can't wait."

"So Coree, Lacey told us some interesting things about you," Zacky said while waggling his eyebrows.

"What kind of interesting things?" I asked while raising one brow.

"That you have had wild sex dreams about Zacky, Syn, short shit, and me. That and you have had a huge crush on Tobin and Synyster since high school," Matt answered with a smirk.

Oh fucking goddess, Lacey is so dead!

"Lacey. Marie. Young. You are so fucking dead," I said as calmly and sinisterly-ha, synysterly (sorry, I got distracted by my funny, continue...) as possible.

"Oh shit," Lacey squeaked.

She got up off of Jimmy and started for the door. She ran, but not fast enough. I tackled her down on the floor before she could even make it down the hallway. I had her arms pinned above her head while she was on her stomach and I was on her back. (It sounds like a weird sex position right? Sorry, I'm perverted...)

"Lace! How could you tell the guys my secrets that were about them?"

The guys had all followed us into the hall.

"You chicks fight like dudes," Jerry randomly pointed out. I had to smile slightly at that.

"I'm sorry Coree. I was drunk when I let it slip. Forgive me?"

"Yeah, I guess. I love you Lacey bear," I replied.

"Awe, I love you too girl," she said.

"Awe, we love you too Lace Lace and Ree Ree!" Zacky said in a high pitched voice.

We all laughed and I remembered that I was still straddling Lacey. I got up and stood there with all of the guys and Lacey, crowded in the cramped hallway.

"So, um, I'm going to get dressed now," I said and then hurried to my room.

I picked out some clothes and I went across the hall with my things and then got a quick shower.

I then got dressed and went back to my room to do my hair and makeup. I put on my black Vans and then grabbed my Paramore shoulder bag and my cell phone. After one last look in the mirror, I headed down stairs.

"Hey Lacey, I'm ready," I said as I entered the living room where everyone was.

"Okay. Oh, by the way, the guys are all coming along too. Is that okay?" she asked with her famous puppy dog eyes.

"Yeah, sure."

It was going to be a very interesting day at the mall.

Notes

I had a little fun with writing this chapter :P
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