Lips of deceit

Jimmy's Pov
"We make it back and honestly I'm nervous as fuck because in 4 months Alex will be here I don't know if I'm ready yet for him and being a dad and I'm afraid of telling Leana because she'll end up doing something and ugh...."

*Walks onto the bus and sees Matt and Ash sleeping*
Wake up motherfuckers
*Still asleep*
Hmmmm
*Jumps on the bed* I will fucking break this bed is you two nasty's don't wake up
You do Jimmy and I will shove a drum stick up your butt hole *Ash says still asleep*
I might like that too much *smirks*
Ugh Jimmy why do you always do that
Do what? *laughs*
You know what? *she wakes up*
*Jumps off the bed and does my famous karate kick dancing*
Jimmy shush *Matt mutters*
People and their Pms'ing, you all have issues
I'm not the one that fucking their brain's out all fucking night *he opens his one eye*
Not my fault *gasping*
You two are like the most hornyest people around
Your point?
*He sits up* Fuck each other when people aren't around
Alright fine whatever Matty
Thank you jimbolina
Alright get up though
We are

"3 hours of the party and a shit ton of baby crap later"
Leana, Thanks everyone this was the best and thanks for Jimmy for coming up with the party
Everyone: Your welcome
I couldn't do it without everyones help
Ash, I'm the one that came up with the theme and shit
Leana, Thank you for it Ash
Ash, Anytime
Leana, If you have kids I'll throw you a party
Johnny, Right her a mom
Gnomey shut up, your just jealous that a baby is going to be taller than you *she smirks*
Johnny, Grrrrr
*She laughs* Oh I upset the little man
Johnny, Whatever
Lighten up gnome *Bri says*
*Ash sits on him* I was only kidding big brother
Johnny, Oh alright I forgive you this time

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