*Carry On*

Jimmy's POV

I impatiently tap my foot, waiting for the guys to stop dicking around on the X-Box and start pounding their drinks. I swear this is the slowest they've ever drank before and I am going fucking insane waiting. Don't they know I have a secret flight to catch because I'm getting FUCKING MARRIED in the morning? Oh right, they don't because it's a secret. Shhh, don't tell anyone!

I have to catch my flight in two hours! I should be the luckiest bastard on the face of the earth by this time tomorrow. I can't help but let a small giggle escape my lips in excitement.

"Rev, what's your deal?" Brian slurs, since he is the only one besides Johnny who is indulging in the alcohol. He looks all philosophical and shit an I'm instantly mesmerized. Why is he the coolest bastard on the planet? I so wish I could tell him about Tempty and I but I know he'd try and talk me out of it. Well, maybe not now since he has Riz. Should I tell him?

I throw my arms up in the air, not caring that I hit Johnny in the back of the head with my failing limbs. "I want to party and these assholes are dicking around!" I practically scream, pointing at Matt and Zacky who are overly involved in their game. I'm fucking sick of waiting and am about stab these assholes with my own homemade liquor IV system. My eyes glance around the room, hoping to find something I could use.

"Calm down, Jimmy," Matt says, ducking sideways like he's actually being shot at. "I've got to beat Baker's ass and I'll be right over." Yeah, you've said that three times now.

It's then that I remember the long straws hidden in the tall cabinet it by the drivers seat. We use them when we take turns driving so that we don't have to hold onto a drink. Why the hell didn't I think of that before?! I'm a freaking genius but don't tell anyone. I dance my way over to a cupboard and fling it open with a delightful squeal.

"What are you doing now? I swear we need child protective locks," Syn laughs, drunkenly putting his feet on the table as Johnny passes out. I smirk because my plan is falling into place.

I point at Brian as I grab the bottle of patron from the table and pour two large glasses for Matt and Zacky. "That would be cruel and unusual punishment! You know those pill bottles with the childproof top fuckin' freak with my shit!" I yell, even though I feel like I'm talking in a normal voice. I just can control my rising excitement. Hell, I'm going to be married to Mrs. Tempty Sullivan! I am so fucking excited that I can barely stay in my own skin. If I had the ability to molt my skin, I would have done it fifteen times by now! Shit that would be fucking sweet to be a hermit crab...

I quickly make my way over Shadz and forcibly shove the straw in his mouth as he goes to yell at Baker. "What the hell?" He shoots back with the straw in his mouth.

I shake my head and wave my hands in his face. "You see nothing....drink up and enjoy the buzz!" I say in what I assume to be a genie voice. "You are getting very drunk....drink Shadz, drink!" He chuckles and shakes his head as he takes a sip of his drink, only to cough.

"What is this? Pure rubbing alcohol?" Zacky says as I push a straw in his mouth too.

"Don't be such a pussy and drink, Baker," Brian literally barks as he now sits on the floor on all fours. I bend over in laughter because he has gone off the deepend. This is fucking hilarious! As he crawls around on the ground and attaches himself to Matt's leg in humping position, I take out my phone and snap a few pictures and send them to to Tempty and Riz. They are going to love this!

"Get off, Haner! Have you lost your god damned mind?!" Matt yells, taking sip after sip of his drink. Yes, drink away and slip into a drunken stupor! Dance puppets dance!

"I think he and Rev switched brains." Zacky is bent over roaring with laughter with a red face. Oh, the patron is working oh so nicely!

Twenty minutes later, Matt is stumbling around rambling something about setting off some of the fireworks on the roadie but. Now if I had been partaking in the heavy drinking, I totally would have been all over it! Who am I kidding? I still want to go blow shit up! What I would do to attach short shit to one...That would be freaking hilarious.

With that thought, I quickly hightail it back to my bunk and start to throw some clothes in my backpack. It was then that I realize that I don't have a ring. "Noo!" I yell, kicking the bottom of my bunk. I can't get fucking married without a ring! We'd be the laughing stock of the courthouse! Not that I care what others think, I just want Tempty to be happy. Then it hits me: they have jewelry stores at the airport. I just hope I can find one as beautiful as my Tempty. Hell, I still can't believe I'll be married in like twelve hours.

"Let's have a wedding, have a wedding. Let's meet the Tempty, meet the Tempty," I keep sing to myself as I walk out through living quarters. Sanders is now digging through the bottom of the entertainment for his DVDs that are now hiding in Short Shits bunk. I knew better than to get caught with my hand in the cookie jar, plus it will be hilarious when he gets caught and has no idea why Shadz is pissed! I chuckle evilly as I walk past his passed out form. Oh, Sanders is going to be so mad!

"Where are you going?"

I freeze in place with my hands straight up in the air, almost like I'm being arrested for shop lifting or some stupid shit. "Not guilty!" I scream, my heart racing cause all I can think about is kissing Tempty over and over again.

I slowly turn around to see a very drunken Zacky looking up at me from the table. He is holding up his head with one hand and his eyes are glossy and half closed. Zacky really doesn't have any idea of what is going on right now and I know he's not going to follow me. Drunken Zacky is alway emo and slow moving. The last thing he is going to do is case after me. Come to think of it, he never has chased me before....only Matt, Brian, and Johnny. I'll have to add that to my to do list: piss off Baker so much that he wants to kill me!

"I'm not here....you see nothing!" I whisper sing as well as I can, my hands flying around in the air. "I am not Jimmy....I am your imagination.....sleep little Vengeance....sleep!" I'm shocked when his head suddenly drops and he lets out a snore."I have magical fucking powers like Harry Potter!" I proclaim before racing down the steps. My cab has to be here by now. "I can't wait to show Tempty!"

As soon as I step off the bus, the cool late night air slaps me in the face. I'm glad I have my favorite stripped sweatshirt on. Come to think of it, I should get Tempty on of these. She will look so fucking hot in one, specially if she wears only that. I let out a light moan at the thought. Shit, I can't wait for our wedding night! Oh, so many dirty things that I want to do to that little hot body. Mmm....

Seconds later, I see the cab pull up but not before spotting Brian cornered by some little brunette. I raise my brow as I climb into the car, watching her run her fingers down Brian's arm. I just hope this chick isn't talking to Synyster Gates in his drunken state. Hopefully my best friend has enough sense to remember his grieving girlfriend in New York and doesn't do anything stupid.

As I watch them, I can't help but notice something oddly familiar about the girl. Have I seen her before? I know I have seen that hair flip before....My eyes focus in from a distance but I still can't put my finger on why I think I know her. Damn, I just Brian doesn't do anything stupid, specially since he is going to have my beautiful niece in just a couple short months.

I sigh as the cab pulls away, knowing that I am in deep trouble when they wake up and I'm not here in the morning. Oh well, Tempty is worth breaking the rules for and I can't wait to see her little hot body. And then it hits me all over again...

IM GETTING MARRIED TO TEMPTY IN LESS THAN TWELVE HOURS! Baby here I come!

Notes

Sorry it's a little short! :/

Who is talking to Brian? Has Synyster Gates returned in his drunken state? Has he forgotten Kay and unborn baby Madelyn?

What at will the boys do when they realize Jimmy is gone?