Deathbat's Kiss

*Synyster POV*

I grab my car keys and hold hands with Zacky as we walk to the car, I get in and start the engine and back out, heading for Johnny's Bar. I see Zacky take out his phone "Who you calling baby"? I ask him curiously "Johnny, to see whose there already and whose not" he replies. I drive along the roads, while Zacky talks to Johnny on the phone, when he gets off the phone, I start to play Pantera in the car, Cowboys From Hell starts playing and I bang my hands on the steering wheel a little as the drum intro kicks in.

*Zacky POV*

I giggle as I see Brian go into this trance of wiggling around in his seat and bobbing his head to the Pantera song that was playing. Suddenly we pull into Johnny's Bar and get out of the car. We walk in to see everyone there, Matt, Val, The Rev, Johnny, The Barry's. So we walk in, arm in arm and sit down. We say our heys and what's ups, and then Brian gets right down to the point. "Okay so, we have to tell you something". Brian says, I finish his sentence with "Me .& Brian are dating now".. They looked in shock for a few seconds but they were all incredibly supportive of us, and this made me feel overjoyed.

*Rev POV*

I look at the new couple and shout out, "A round of ale for the new couple"! We wait a few minutes and the beer starts rolling in. I take my first drink "And so it begins" I say with a smirk, Val looks at me "Don't go too crazy Jimmy" she says "Too late, I'm already out of my fuckin mind" I reply. This raised an uproar of laughter among my friends. We drink for hours and Brian and Zacky start to do a drunken jig hand in hand, this makes me laugh, suddenly I jump up and embrace them both in a large bear hug and spin them around. Brian pecks me on the cheek and Zacky turns red, most likely from jealousy but we all laugh it off and discard it because we're drunk off our asses so why should it fucking matter.

*Matt POV*

This one little announcement sure has gone a long way with the celebrating, but we're Avenged Sevenfold, it's what we do. I take another beer and chug it while Jimmy, Brian and Zacky dance together. Johnny had kinda disappeared to use the restroom 15 minutes ago, so I bring it up "Hey guys, what the fuck happened to Johnny"? Jimmy looks to me "Let us check up on the little shithead on the pooper" we chuckle and head towRds the men's room, Val stays behind ordering more drinks while Jason Barry leads the group. "Johnny!!! Johnny!!! Johnny Christ"! Brian shouts as Jason opens the stall door to see Johnny passed out drunk on the toilet "he must have forced it a little too hard and burst his asshole" Jimmy says, Zacky bursts out laughing and we all follow him in laughter.

*Synyster POV*

"Hey guys, I just got a brilliant idea". I say, Jason replies with "Lets hear it". I say "Well, Johnny's passed out drunk on the shitter, and he's short enough, let's wrap his body in toilet paper like one of those crappy halloween mummies". Jimmy laughs and says "I'm in"! The group agrees and we gather all of the toilet paper possible from the stalls and we begin to wrap Johnny up from head to toe in toilet paper. When the job is done, we leave the bathroom with all the doors and stalls open awaiting Johnny's awakening. Val questions is when we all walk out of the bathroom practically giggling like fucking schoolgirls and Jason says "We just turned Johnny into a toilet paper mummy cuz he passed out on the toilet" "oh you guys are so mean to poor Johnny". Val chuckles, even she couldn't keep a straight face during her statement.

*Zacky POV*

About an hour after our mummy shenanigans, we are all still drinking and we hear a shout from the bathroom, and Johnny runs out with his pants down, covered in cheap toilet paper. There is a roaring laughter from all of us as Johnny stops and says "You turned me into a urinal cake"! "Correction! We turned you into a gigantic poop repellent"! Jimmy replies. As usual, Johnny gets over it, we all have a few more drinks and we all head out, drunkly taking Brian's hand we make our way to the car and drive back to Brian's house.

Notes

Chapter 8 is coming up next! It's titled "Bat Country" I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!