**Kales's P.O.V.***
You let yourself stretch out of the bunk and then turned on your side to smile at the warm body next to you. It had been another one of those nights again. You had ended up staying on the Used bus with Jeph and the guys as Zacky had brought another slime ball on the bus and you had been afraid of catching something from being to close to her. It wasn’t Zacky’s actions that pushed you off the bus, no you had been warned about his tour antics. And hell you had all along said that that was exactly the type of person he was anyway. No and it wasn’t the type of girls he brought back in droves, sometimes more than one a night, you had figured that would the type he would choose to share his sheets with. In all actuality you had no real idea what drove you, it might have been the sickening twisting and nauseous feeling you got when Zacky made to move to try and hide what he had brought the girl on board for. It might have been the grotesque displays the were held in the middle of the bus where everyone was located that got to you. You figured it was a combination of it all, but something about what you had heard giggled out from behind a partially closed bunk curtain really got to you.

“Don’t worry, I’ll always love you Zacky.”

Something about it rung throughout your head and wouldn’t leave it alone. You had made a noise of disgust and left in a loud gruff, storming off to the Used bus and the open and eagerly awaiting arms of Jeph. The sex had been rough, fast and heated. With a slight side of the kink. But that’s how sex had become between you and Jeph, ever since right before the tour had started. And while none of it was soft and sensual anymore you didn’t really care. You had felt yourself growing more and more attached to the man sharing your bed, life and air. You dared even think it might be love.

Letting a grin form on your face you buried your face into your bed mates neck and blew the biggest flerbert onto his neck you could muster.

“Ahhh!” Jeph screamed as he flailed awake, arms and legs going every which direction.

You burst out laughing. Laughing so hard in fact that you laughed yourself right out of the bunk and landed on your back.

“Oomph,” you exhaled as the wind and laughter were literally knocked right out of you.

You laid there for a moment or two as you regained back your breath and saw Jeph stick his head out of the bunk, face red and eyes squinted shut tight even though you could see tears in the corners of them. He had his mouth open but there was no sound coming out as you watched his body convulse. Okay so maybe you falling out of bed from laughing at him was funny, but not so funny that he should be laughing so hard it was silent. You found yourself glowering up at your heavily tattooed boyfriend who seemed to be gasping for air as he laughed at you.

“Oh don’t even try and pretend you weren’t the one who acted like they had been woken up by having worms put in their pants,” you mock pouted up at Jeph.

Jeph stopped his silent laughing and search for air to look down at you.

“Hey come on that was only one time,” Jeph whined at you with pleading eyes.

“What?” you asked confused but interested.

“Bert didn’t tell you?” Jeph asked sounding confused all of a sudden, like you should have known.

“Tell me what?” you asked, an evil gleam forming in your eyes and in your voice.

“Nothing,” Jeph said a little too quickly as he ducked back into the bunk.

You grinned evilly, loving just a little bit more that he loved to sleep naked. It meant that to do anything he had to put at least boxers on. And his boxers were tangled somewhere in the mass of sheets from the night before. You leapt up, evil plan formed in your head and you broke out into a shit eating grin.

“Bert!” you called out at the top of your lungs and almost grinned more as you heard Jeph scramble inside the bunk as he frantically looked for his boxers to put.

“He’s outside smoking,” Quinn shouted back at you.

“Thanks Quinn,” you shouted back as you turned and crouched slightly to take off running.

“Oh Bert!” you yelled loud, making sure to make your voice carry so it could be heard outside the bus.

“What?” Bert shouted bag groggily.

“Tell me about the worm incident,” you shouted back.

You heard Bert burst out laughing as you heard Jeph swear at you and start coming out of the bunk. Screeching you tried to avoid the hand that reached out of the bunk to catch you and barely missed it as you tore out down the bus, running full speed from Jeph. You managed to make it almost all the way down the steps out of your barely clad boyfriends grasp but right as you hit the last step you felt a hand brush your arm. You let out a screech and dove off the steps, nearly losing your footing on the small stone covered ground as you made it for Bert, he was safety. You felt Jeph’s fingers slip off the skin of your arm but knew you wouldn’t make it away the next time he got close enough to touch you.

“Saaave me Bert!” you laughed as you shouted, lunging the last remaining few feet.

Your feet nearly gave out on you on the treacherous ground as you wrapped yourself around Bert safely. You got your wrapped body maneuvered to behind Bert and used him as a human shield as you laughed hysterically.

“Save me Bert he’s going to kill me because of worms,” you chided sing song as you watched your boyfriend fume.

Bert took on a mock menacing look as he brandished his cigarette at Jeph like a sword.

“So you want to know the worm story do you?” Bert asked, an evil glint to his eyes.

“Yes!” you shouted as Jeph opened his mouth.

“Bert,” Jeph warned.

Bert grinned evilly.

“Well you see,” Bert started.

“Bert don’t make me bodily pick you up to get to her. Don’t even think about telling her that story,” Jeph warned, trying to sound menacing.

Peering around Bert’s shoulder as your laughter started to calm down you watched Bert raise an eyebrow and take a drag before flicking the last of his cigarette butt away. You watched him grin devilishly at Jeph as he exhaled his smoke right into Jeph’s face. You let out a loud ‘eep’ that turned into a screech but it was too late for Bert as Jeph bent down and bodily picked up Bert.

“I’m going to get you my pretty,” Jeph cackled as a very stunned Bert hung off his shoulders.

You let out a high pitched scream that turned into massive laughter at the sight and began to run. You paid attention to your footing this time, not worried about Jeph actually catching up as he had Bert hanging off his back and a hold of his legs so he wouldn’t fall. It really was quite hysterical. And so you ran in small circles and dodged the Jeph and Bert monster as he tried to fake you. And it was all in good fun but it was cut short when you stopped in your tracks by the sound of a high pitched way too shrill and fake sounding girlie squeal.

You turned and watched as the girl from the night before, or at least one of the ones you had seen enter the bus skip a few steps from the A7X bus, holding her ass. It looked as if she had squealed from having her ass slapped hard as she exited. And to back up said theory Zacky was standing on the ground looking all man whorish as he winked at her and blew her a rough kiss. It made your stomach turn, he was such a pig. You almost lost your lunch when you watched him, standing in only his low slung loose fitting jeans and bare feet, grab his package provocatively at the girl. This only caused her to squeal awfully some more before blowing him a lusty kiss, winking at him and then scampering off.

You watched in horror and disgust as you tried to keep your stomach contents down. You stayed still as you heard laughter carry out over to you from where the A7X bus was parked, where you had just watched Zacky and his display.

“Bro are you trying to break Syn’s old record?” Jimmy asked as he and Johnny both laughed and slapped Zacky on the back.

Zacky joined in on their laughter, all in good fun. Why couldn’t Jimmy see what what Zacky was doing.

“I mean are you going for a new tour record or something?” Johnny asked laughingly.

At Johnny’s question you watched in slow motion horror as Zacky turned his head and stared you dead on in the eyes. You watched his face break into a sick smirk that was almost a sneer.

“That’s the plan,” Zacky said, just loud enough for you to be able to hear it.

You watched as he then winked at you in a manner that felt like he wanted to punch you in the face and then turn to walk back onto the bus he had come out of. Jimmy was the only one of the two between him and Johnny that caught anything of Zacky’s meaning. He turned his head the direction Zacky had been looking and his eyes met with yours. He held them for a minute before closing them and dropping his head before sighing and shaking his head. You watched with slightly dropped shoulders as Jimmy walked onto the bus, you couldn’t move from your spot no matter how much you wanted to. Your eyes were still locked onto the spot where Zacky had been standing.

Notes

Ahhh the evil Jeph Bert monster!
Oh nooo!!!