“So you have no idea, this one,” Jared started but was then interrupted by the door opening and slamming shut loudly.

“Kales?” a voice shouted.

“Out on the porch,” you shouted back, knowing exactly who it was anyway.

“Hey babe,” Jeph said as he came up and gave you a peck on the lips.

“Ah hah! So the stories are true and not just heresy,” Jared said loudly as you and Jeph separated lips.

“Uhh, what stories?” you asked, as both you and Jeph looked mildly confused as to what the hell he was talking about.

“Just the buzz around the music world that you and Jeph were an item. We all knew that you knew one another, and that there was a tour in the making but it was all touch and go on whether or not you two were an item. And I’m guessing that that was a confirmation on a lot of suspicions,” Jared said, a smug look on his face as he leaned on the railing.

“And I’m guessing the tin foil on your head is a confirmation that you really are from outer space and that is how you actually made the transition from acting to signing successfully,” Jeph said back, a smirk touching the side of his mouth.

“Touché dear friend, touché,” Jared said as he flicked the tinfoil sticking out from his head.

“But no, we’re a couple we just haven’t gone public public with it. It’ll happen in time, but we like it being quite. So yeah, the suspicions are true, we’re boning like bunnies and loving every minute of it,” Jeph said laughing a bit as he said it.

“And I’m really from Pluto,” Jared said.

Jeph stopped laughing and the two of you both stared at Jared for a moment, wondering if he had lost his mind or what.

“The tinfoil? Follow along here people. Seriously,” he said before walking back into the house, cigarette and fresh air done.

That was when you finally got it and started cracking up as you followed him back in, cigarette still lit. It took Jeph a little bit longer and when he did finally get it he looked a bit sheepish when he joined the party back inside the loft.

“So what’d you get this time?” Jeph asked as you sat Jared back into the chair and started removing the tinfoil strips he had pointed out earlier.

“I just got a trim, the angle restyled and that glorious red put back in. Hence my martian head gear,” Jared said as he pointed to the red sticky pieces of hair you were holding in your hands.

“And before all that, he was telling me about his experiences on the road. Preparing me, what have you. And he got to this really good story that he couldn’t stop laughing about before he started and then you came home and ruined the whole thing,” you said, pouting at Jeph as you rinsed each colored section individually with cold water to make sure the color didn’t run.

“Well by all means continue,” Jeph said, making a dramatic display of ushering Jared on with his story telling.

“As I was saying it was at a Taste of Chaos show and I had gone up onto the crowd to sing, and Jeph you know how they get. They’re all reaching out and grabbing onto you, which I don’t mind, it’s part of why we do it. But this one fan, well I felt someone grab onto my package, squeeze twice and then remove their hand quickly. I looked down and the poor girl looked like she was about to die on the spot. By the look of terror in her eyes I could tell that she hadn’t meant to do it, that it was an accident completely. She had probably blindly reached up to grab my arm or something and since I was just about directly over her that’s what she ended up grabbing. She looked mortified, I was worried for a second that she was going to pass out on me, so I just smiled at her and winked hoping she got the message. I’m guessing she did because a normal color came back to her face, she began breathing once again and she smiled, if sheepishly. But it was an experience at least,” Jared finished, head still bent over the rinsing sink.

You had paused in your rinsing to try and calm your silent laughter. You felt so bad for the poor fan girl but couldn’t help but laugh, and it was killing your sides as you tried to hold it in. Finally you just gave up and started laughing out loud hysterically, it was one of the funniest things you had ever heard. Finally the three of you had contained yourselves enough to speak without bursting out laughing all over again.

“Oh the poor girl,” you said, well sort of squeaked, out of breath finally.

“I know, I really hope she isn’t scarred for life over that,” Jared said as he sat up with a towel on his head.

“Oh if she isn’t scarred for life she definitely has a story to tell that no one will ever probably believe but the two of you,” Jeph said as he went into the kitchen to grab a couple of beers as you went back to Jared’s hair.
-xXx-
“Thank you once again love, it’s beautiful as always,” Jared said as he stuck his wallet back in his jacket by the door.

“No problem Leto, you know where I am, I’m not in the business of moving any time soon,” you replied as you folded the money and stuck it into your back pocket.

“Till next time, thanks for the beers as well. Was nice to see you Jeph. And I promise your bunny escapades are safe with me till you plan on announcing it,” Jared said as he opened the door to walk out.

“Thanks man, see you around,” Jeph called out as he waved to Jared Leto as he walked down the hall towards your elevator.

Jared simply waved back and then stepped onto the elevator. Once he was on it and it was closed you shut your door and went about cleaning the rest of the hair cutting remnants up and putting them away.

“Why do you wait to close the door till after they’re on the elevator and it’s shut?” Jeph asked as helped you push your cart back into it’s home.

“I don’t know really, I guess I just find it polite is all. Like back in the old days at barber shops where people were family and people were polite. Not like nowadays where you’re pushed out of the chair without so much as a second glance so another client can take the seat. I just like being polite is all, these people come to me for some reason,” you said as you tucked your folded apron into it’s spot and hung up the dust pan and broom.

“Hmmm that may be so. But I like the not so polite you, I like the bad girl in you,” Jeph growled as he came up and wrapped his arms around you from behind as you closed the closet door on the broom and stuff.

“Do you really now?” you asked as you ran a hand down the front of him till you came to [i]his[/i] package and squeezed it twice.

“Umph! I. Definitely. Do,” Jeph exclaimed as you patted the area you had just squeezed in your hand.

“Maybe I’m in the mood for just that,” you said seductively as you walked out of his arms and passed him, smacking him hard on the ass as you passed.

You heard him yelp a bit in surprise and couldn’t help but laugh your throaty laugh as you swung your hips seductively as you walked away towards the spiral staircase.

“Oh the raunchy sex is so on,” Jeph yelled as he chased after you.

As he reached your now openly laughing form he swept you up and carried you quickly up the stairs.

Notes

Raunchy sex time!
At least for them!