Angels Cry When Planets Collide
Hey What Exactly Happened Last Night?
Ah yes waking up on my own that sounds just about normal, oww fuck how much did I drink last night fuck fuck fuck Brian why do I do this, I can’t even remember what happened last night. Wait how come I can smell bacon in the kitchen. Oh yeah putting some pants on might be a good idea before I go investigate the mystery bacon cooker in my kitchen. Ok so why is there a extremely hot girl cooking bacon in the kitchen I didn't have sex with her did I, no I would remember if I did.
Cough Cough “ Hello”
“Oh hey Brian I didn't realize you were up, here’s a drink and here’s some aspirin it should help the headache”
“Oh thanks, hey what exactly happened last night, I don’t really remember”
“ You took my virginity Brian and now we will be together forever!”
Fuck fuck fuck this really isn't good I don’t even know her also I have a really weird feeling of Deja-Vu.
“hahahahah just kidding Brian I just really wanted to see that look on your face again”
“again?”
" Yeah again, wow you really don't remember anything"
" Yep and you just woke me up there, thanks"
" No problem and by the way my names Danielle"
" Ok thanks for all this Danielle, so did we do anything last night?"
" Nah you were too drunk and then when you got through the door you passed out"
"Oh ok then how come your here?"
"Well when you passed out i was about to leave when i heard you muttering something in your sleep, you where saying please don'[t leave me Michelle I love you, so i thought i ought to stay with you"
" Oh well i suppose i owe you a thanks"
" Its no problem and yes you do owe me so why don't you give me a call i left my number on your table, oh and the bacon's nearly done and theirs toast in the toaster and coffee on the go"
" Thanks for all this, you want to have some coffee too?"
" No i'm sorry but i got to be at work soon"
" Oh right what do you do?"
"I'm a Counselor"
"Oh right well have fun and i'll call you when i can"
" Ok bye "
"Bye"
Holy shit that was interesting... She's so beautiful i can't believe I can't remember last night, Wait she left her number. Oh right there it is, 07565765786, give me a call if you want to meet x.
Oh shit what else did I say last night, wait some of last night is coming back to me, i remember talking about jimmy, oh fuck i must have poured my heart out to her shit shit shit why do i have to be a terrible drunk. Great now if we go out she's going to act like a counselor, I do not need a counselor to tell me 'i got to move on and shit', i really don't need that right now. Ah finally they decided to deliver my PS4 and GTA 5 now this is what i need hahaha.
Cough Cough “ Hello”
“Oh hey Brian I didn't realize you were up, here’s a drink and here’s some aspirin it should help the headache”
“Oh thanks, hey what exactly happened last night, I don’t really remember”
“ You took my virginity Brian and now we will be together forever!”
Fuck fuck fuck this really isn't good I don’t even know her also I have a really weird feeling of Deja-Vu.
“hahahahah just kidding Brian I just really wanted to see that look on your face again”
“again?”
" Yeah again, wow you really don't remember anything"
" Yep and you just woke me up there, thanks"
" No problem and by the way my names Danielle"
" Ok thanks for all this Danielle, so did we do anything last night?"
" Nah you were too drunk and then when you got through the door you passed out"
"Oh ok then how come your here?"
"Well when you passed out i was about to leave when i heard you muttering something in your sleep, you where saying please don'[t leave me Michelle I love you, so i thought i ought to stay with you"
" Oh well i suppose i owe you a thanks"
" Its no problem and yes you do owe me so why don't you give me a call i left my number on your table, oh and the bacon's nearly done and theirs toast in the toaster and coffee on the go"
" Thanks for all this, you want to have some coffee too?"
" No i'm sorry but i got to be at work soon"
" Oh right what do you do?"
"I'm a Counselor"
"Oh right well have fun and i'll call you when i can"
" Ok bye "
"Bye"
Holy shit that was interesting... She's so beautiful i can't believe I can't remember last night, Wait she left her number. Oh right there it is, 07565765786, give me a call if you want to meet x.
Oh shit what else did I say last night, wait some of last night is coming back to me, i remember talking about jimmy, oh fuck i must have poured my heart out to her shit shit shit why do i have to be a terrible drunk. Great now if we go out she's going to act like a counselor, I do not need a counselor to tell me 'i got to move on and shit', i really don't need that right now. Ah finally they decided to deliver my PS4 and GTA 5 now this is what i need hahaha.
10/11/13