It was an awkward morning.... we all fell asleep during Johnny’s choice of movie and I fell sleep curled on the couch with my head in Jimmy’s lap...

Anyone know what happens when guys wake up! I never wanted to know.

“Oh my GOD! JIMMY!” I yelled when I opened my eyes my face was 1 inch away from a morning boner! Freaking out I rolled off his lap and onto the floor when Ichabod came and lied next to me.

“WHO HAVING SEX!” Matt yelled running into the room.

“Jimmy and his boner was an inch away from my face!” I yelled from the floor. That apparently woke Zacky...

“JAMES!” Jimmy jumped over me and ran into the bathroom for protecting against my now Hulk older brother. By the time I looked around it was Jimmy, Zacky and myself who were the only ones still asleep. Matt was cooking breakfast because Val told him too, Johnny had just gotten out of the shower and Emma was sneaking out of Zacky’s room... Brian how ever was no where to be seen.

“COFFEE!” Emma yelled we all looked around by saw nothing. Now even two seconds later the door opened and Brian walked in with Starbucks... we all began to laugh. He wore a pink wig with big bug eye sunglasses.

Emma however didn’t notice until she took a sip of her ‘Kicking Horse’ coffee and looked up.
Through tears and painful laughing I managed to get out,

“Another piece to your disguise Brian!” He put the coffee’s down and threw off his ‘disguise’.

“No coffee for you and you.” He grabbed Emmas’ coffee and took my Irish Cream coffee out of the tray and walked through the apartment with it.

“But... but... but!” Emma stood there looking at her now empty hands. Zacky then came out from trying to hurt Jimmy and kissed Emma. My laughing stopped instantly and I looked at them with bug eyes.

“What... what... WHAT THE HELL!” I yelled at them. Emma blushed and Zacky had the same face as me on.

“Um... okay so did we mention we love you?” Zacky said smiling.

“Zacky and Emma...” I began slowly.

“Sort of... I guess our hatred for each other makes great sex.” Emma said simply. I plugged my ears.

“LA, LA, LA! I can’t hear you!” I ran down then hall and was grabbed by two arms into the bathroom.

“Hiding?” Jimmy face was in front of mine smiling.

“Yeah.”

We waited a while until going out. I grabbed my bag and jumped into the shower.

“I’ve been far away, when I see your face, my heart burst into fire! Heart burst into fire!” I sang the chorus of Heart burst into fire by Bullet For My Valentine.

“Hey you got pipes Macky!” I screamed when Jimmy’s vice came into the bathroom.

“Jimmy! Get out of here!” I yelled.

“Why! I have to shave and piss!” I stuck my heart around the curtain.

“While I’m in the shower!” I repeated.

“You know...I’ve seen everything before!” He taunted. I glared.

“I was 13 and you shouldn’t have just come in! You should’ve knocked!” I yelled. My cheeks were blood red because I was in front of Jimmy...naked with only a curtain as a wall.

“I’m a guy it was an instinct.” He reasoned moving closer.

“Oh sure because all guys just-“ I stopped when my mouth was blocked...my Jimmy’s lips. I felt like I was on cloud 10... not 9 because 9 is how I feel when I’m around Jimmy... cloud 10 felt great!

He pulled way and winked at me as he left. I pulled the curtain back into place and leaned against the wall replaying what just happened.