My Penpal is my New Step-Brother
In bankers clothes their hearts are froze
“I still don’t know why I agreed to keep these dogs!” Synyster grumbled as we took Jimmy van to the airport.
“I don’t know why I agreed to let Kelsey and Jimmy babysit my dogs while we pick up Mom and Brian who have their car already!” I shot back.
“Oh they’ll be fine! Besides Shelly asked us to be there! So shut it!” Synyster stuck his tongue out at me.
“Sure I’ll believe my dogs are fine when we get back and they’re safe and unharmed!” Brian rolled his eyes at me and we walked to the tunnel that their flight landed in.
I walked back and forth while Synyster got coffee for himself and me.
“Mia!” My head looked up to an escalator and saw Brian SR waving while my Mom looked for gaps on the escalator to get down.
“Hey!” I called back. Synyster got back with coffee and I pointed out our parents.
When they got to us my Mom practically jumped on me.
“Oh Mia it’s so great to see you!’ She paused and wrinkled her nose ‘Mia... why do you reek of wet dog?” Truth be told... I gave the dogs a bath before driving here! To avoid answering for a minute I scratched my nose and Synyster laughed.
“Yes Mia, I too have been perplexed by that!” He grinned and I glared at him.
“Okay what’s going on...? Brian only uses words bigger than his brain when he’s sabotaging someone.” Brian SR noticed.
“Well Mom and Brian there was this flyer that flew into this house and it was for three perfectly healthy dogs and-“ I began,
“Oh Mia! Three? Tell me you didn’t!” My Mom did a mix of begging and groaning.
“Oh but she did! Let’s see there’s Bowser, Duke and the girl... Phoebe!” Synyster laughed.
“They’re great guard dogs! Huskies!” I added smiling. My Mom’s answer vanished and she looked at Brian quickly,
“Oh dear! Huskies!” She whispered knowing she wanted to give in.
“Shelly we don’t have the room!” Brian SR reported sadly. I looked at Synyster sadly...he knew I had fallen in love with those dogs!
“Well Dad that’s not totally true they follow Mia around everywhere and sleep in her room with her and Mia has organized everything they need in the house including food! They’ve been there for almost two weeks now!” I smiled and mouthed ‘thank you!’ while he rolled his eyes at me.
“Let’s just get home and look at them before you make your final decision!” I pleaded giving my Mom my infamous puppy dog looks which (it runs through the family) she gave to Brian SR.
We got to the garage parking lot where Synyster and I got in Jimmy’s van and our parents got in there car and we drove home.
As soon as we got home I picked up the phone,
“Hey Grand ma Mom and Brian are back so you can drive Synyster’s car over!” I told her.
“Brian? I thought they had their car?” She said confused.
“Sorry I meant Synyster.” I explained.
“Of course! I’ll be over in a few minutes!” With that the line went dead.
“Oh my god!” I heard from upstairs. I ran up and saw Kelsey playing my Nintendo and Jimmy waited playing with the dogs looking like he was in a thrown of huskies.
“Yeah Mom! Meet Phoebe, Bowser and Duke.” I saw love in her eyes and well... I knew!
“Mia we’re keeping them!” She cheered while Jimmy’s face split into a HUGE smile.
“So Mia my darling can I have my van back?”
“But of course Jimmy dear! Thanks again for watching the puppies for me.” He hugged me and Kelsey came up,
“It was no problem!” She smiled.
“I was talking to Jimmy... playing Nintendo doesn’t count as babysitting!” I growled at her while bumping her hip.
“Right well... be at my house tonight for about 8:00 PM.” She said as I walked with her and Jimmy to the van.
“Why?” I said confused as Kelsey heaved herself into the seat....shrimp!
“Because! I am having a kickass party and you’re coming and getting wasted with me!” She concluded.
“I kind of think Zacky and I won’t be too welcome.” I whispered.
“Why? Because of Jakes’ nose? Please you’ll walk in on a red carpet!” I laughed and hugged her while blowing Jimmy a kiss.
“Home Jeeves!” Kelsey announced pointed through the glass of the window.
“Kelsey! We discussed this! It’s Jimmy” I shook my head at their odd relationship and as they pulled away my Grandma pulled in.
“Hi!” I squealed hugging her.
“So where’s that sexy boyfriend of yours?” She asked winking.
“Grandma!” I yelled my face flushed.
“I don’t know why I agreed to let Kelsey and Jimmy babysit my dogs while we pick up Mom and Brian who have their car already!” I shot back.
“Oh they’ll be fine! Besides Shelly asked us to be there! So shut it!” Synyster stuck his tongue out at me.
“Sure I’ll believe my dogs are fine when we get back and they’re safe and unharmed!” Brian rolled his eyes at me and we walked to the tunnel that their flight landed in.
I walked back and forth while Synyster got coffee for himself and me.
“Mia!” My head looked up to an escalator and saw Brian SR waving while my Mom looked for gaps on the escalator to get down.
“Hey!” I called back. Synyster got back with coffee and I pointed out our parents.
When they got to us my Mom practically jumped on me.
“Oh Mia it’s so great to see you!’ She paused and wrinkled her nose ‘Mia... why do you reek of wet dog?” Truth be told... I gave the dogs a bath before driving here! To avoid answering for a minute I scratched my nose and Synyster laughed.
“Yes Mia, I too have been perplexed by that!” He grinned and I glared at him.
“Okay what’s going on...? Brian only uses words bigger than his brain when he’s sabotaging someone.” Brian SR noticed.
“Well Mom and Brian there was this flyer that flew into this house and it was for three perfectly healthy dogs and-“ I began,
“Oh Mia! Three? Tell me you didn’t!” My Mom did a mix of begging and groaning.
“Oh but she did! Let’s see there’s Bowser, Duke and the girl... Phoebe!” Synyster laughed.
“They’re great guard dogs! Huskies!” I added smiling. My Mom’s answer vanished and she looked at Brian quickly,
“Oh dear! Huskies!” She whispered knowing she wanted to give in.
“Shelly we don’t have the room!” Brian SR reported sadly. I looked at Synyster sadly...he knew I had fallen in love with those dogs!
“Well Dad that’s not totally true they follow Mia around everywhere and sleep in her room with her and Mia has organized everything they need in the house including food! They’ve been there for almost two weeks now!” I smiled and mouthed ‘thank you!’ while he rolled his eyes at me.
“Let’s just get home and look at them before you make your final decision!” I pleaded giving my Mom my infamous puppy dog looks which (it runs through the family) she gave to Brian SR.
We got to the garage parking lot where Synyster and I got in Jimmy’s van and our parents got in there car and we drove home.
As soon as we got home I picked up the phone,
“Hey Grand ma Mom and Brian are back so you can drive Synyster’s car over!” I told her.
“Brian? I thought they had their car?” She said confused.
“Sorry I meant Synyster.” I explained.
“Of course! I’ll be over in a few minutes!” With that the line went dead.
“Oh my god!” I heard from upstairs. I ran up and saw Kelsey playing my Nintendo and Jimmy waited playing with the dogs looking like he was in a thrown of huskies.
“Yeah Mom! Meet Phoebe, Bowser and Duke.” I saw love in her eyes and well... I knew!
“Mia we’re keeping them!” She cheered while Jimmy’s face split into a HUGE smile.
“So Mia my darling can I have my van back?”
“But of course Jimmy dear! Thanks again for watching the puppies for me.” He hugged me and Kelsey came up,
“It was no problem!” She smiled.
“I was talking to Jimmy... playing Nintendo doesn’t count as babysitting!” I growled at her while bumping her hip.
“Right well... be at my house tonight for about 8:00 PM.” She said as I walked with her and Jimmy to the van.
“Why?” I said confused as Kelsey heaved herself into the seat....shrimp!
“Because! I am having a kickass party and you’re coming and getting wasted with me!” She concluded.
“I kind of think Zacky and I won’t be too welcome.” I whispered.
“Why? Because of Jakes’ nose? Please you’ll walk in on a red carpet!” I laughed and hugged her while blowing Jimmy a kiss.
“Home Jeeves!” Kelsey announced pointed through the glass of the window.
“Kelsey! We discussed this! It’s Jimmy” I shook my head at their odd relationship and as they pulled away my Grandma pulled in.
“Hi!” I squealed hugging her.
“So where’s that sexy boyfriend of yours?” She asked winking.
“Grandma!” I yelled my face flushed.
Notes
Okay so I transferred this story over from Mibba.comIt was VERY popular and I loved writting it... I'm not as in love with Zacky or even Avenged Sevenfold as I used to be when writing this :P
HOWEVER since so many people liked it I would love to continue it, so PLEASE send me some ideas
-Kat
1/21/13