Jacoby's POV
LynnLee was getting drunk fast, I decided to take it easy tonight to look after her. Tobin and Tony decided to go to a bar and get drunk and Jerry went with to drive them home. Jerry doesnt drink but he always looks out for us when we drink, he's a great guy, big heart. He's helping me a lot through my divorce with Kelly. Kelly...no, dont think of her. Come on Jacoby you said it yourself, we never fell in love, we only fell apart...
James POV
LynnLee was drunk, I was getting there, mostly buzzed, Jacoby was...surprisingly just buzzed. Oh, scratch that now he's chugging his beer, and damn does he look pissed. He grabbed another beer and started to chug it then stopped and looked at LynnLee who's eyes were glued on the TV and mumbling about how unrealistic the gore in the movie is. Wow LynnLee, you are so lady like. I laughed at her and took a swig of my beer. "So LynnLee what do you normally do when your drunk?" I asked her. She leaned back and thought hard. "Have sex." She said and Jacoby spreyed out the beer he was sipping. "Not every time though right?" Jacoby asked. "The last um.." LynnLee thought hard. "potatoe times." Potatoe? I like potatoes, french fries are made of potatoes. I want some now. "I'm going to McDonnalds!" I annonuced and walked out the door. I love being a stoner. Weed, McDonnalds, hell yeah!
Jacoby's POV
"Have sex." She replied to James. I choked on my beer I was sipping and spewed it all over then started coughing."Not every time though right?" I asked, who would she be having sex with? Matt? Johnny? Syn? No, Zack would have noticed. Who the hell is she fucking?! "The last um..potatoe times." Potatoe times? What the hell? James got up and yelled something about going to McDonnalds. "Who are you having sex with?" I asked once James left. She giggled. "Billie Joe." I should have known. "Why?!" I asked suddenly mad. "He's hot." She giggled. "He's hot..." She found him attractive? "Yeah!" She yelled. "He's got a sexy body and tattoos." Ok? "And I love black hair and eyeliner." I have black hair, and I'm wearing eyeliner..."And he sings for me if I ask him to." I sing for her all the time, probrally not sexual songs but still. She's practically describing me. I chugged my beer and then stumbled to the fridge and grabbed another one.
When I sat back down LynnLee put her head in my lap. "I just realized something Jaco (Jay-Co) I just describededid you." I looked down at her face in my lap. "But you are way nicer and sweeter than Billie." She said looking into my eyes. "I love you Jacobyyyy." She said drunkenly. I smiled down at her, "ove you tooo baby." She laughed at me. "Jacoby you're finally drunk!" I was? "I am?" She poked my nose and made a bop sound. "Yup, you callededid me your baby." Oh I did didn't I. She took my beer out of my hand and sat up a little, leaning on my chest to not fall over and took a few gulps of my beer, then tilted her head up to look at my face, I looked at her then down the perfect view of her shirt. She had nice tits. I like tittys. She put the bottle to my lips and I dont know why but I let her tip the liquid down my throat. She poored to fast and some rolled down my chin. She set it down on the ledge behind me and sat up and licked the spilt alcohol off from my neck to lips. When her tongue touched my lips I leaned into her and kissed her. She pulled away confused. "Wasss wrong?" I asked still holding the back of her head. "I-" She got up and stumbled to the bathroom. I heard her puke and went to help her but ended up falling over.
Jerry came in carrying Tony, Tobin following. He set Tony in his bunk and Tobin crawled into his own bunk. Jerry looked into the bathroom hearing the puking sound and then looked at me and frowned as I waved at him happily. Why does he look mad? "Jerrrwhyyoumad?" He shook his head at me and entered the bathroom. The door opend again and James came back in. "Jamie!!!" I said getting up. He smiled at me. "Damn your drunk man." He said and I laughed at him. I put my hand to the wall and walked to the bathroom and leaned on the frame. "You're lucky your hair was already in a pony tail Lynn." He said and I laughed. "Pony." Hehehe. He looked at me then back at LynnLee. LeeLynn. LynnLeeLynn. L, my L. Only I can call her L. "Hey LynnLee, where do you want to sleep?" He asked her gentily. She looked around him to me and smiled. "Jacoby." She said popping the B sound. Jerry looked at me then at her. "You sure?" He asked. "Jerrr shecan sleep wiff me maaan." Jerry shook his head. "Jacoby go to bed, I'm taking Lynn home." I frowned. "But-" "Don't fucking argue with me Jacoby, you are piss drunk, got the fuck to bed." I got mad. "Don't fucking yellatmeh!" I yelled but crawled into my bunk knowing I was very drunk.
Jerry's POV
I hate yelling at Jacoby but I couldnt let them sleep together, they might end up fucking. "Come on, lets get you home." I said helping LynnLee up. She didn't argue with me just frowned and said, "You shouldn't yell, its mean." I laughed, I'm not a mean person and rarely yell, but she is right it was mean of me to yell at Jacoby. "I'm sorry LynnLee, you're right." I looked at James who was passed out on the couch and laughed. He was clutching a McDonalds bag.
We stepped outside and LynnLee almost fell so I picked her up. "Why do guitarists have such strong arms?" She asked me poking my arm. I laughed, "Drummers do too." She nodded then laughed. "Matty does to, why does he have strrrong arms?" She asked me. I laughed, why was he so strong? "He is on staroids." I said to her. She made an O with her mouth and knitted her eyebrows together. "Its mostly a guitar and drummer thing though." I said. Although carrying her was getting harder, she was really light though so it was like carying dog food around. "Why are you nicccccce when most guitaristsssare assholes?" She asked. "What do you mean?" I asked. "Zack said such mean things!!!" She said crying. "Then Brian kicked Matty for kissing me." I shushed her and she hugged my neck burrying her head in my shoulder. What kind of mean things did Zack say, and what was this about Brian kicking Matt? Wasn't Matt in the hospital? I got to the bus and noticed LynnLee was asleep but still crying. She mumbled something about something being all her fault. Hmmm.
I was about to open the door when I heard yelling. "What the hell do you mean she left?!" Someone yelled. "She realized she would be alone with me, packed some cloths and fucking left!" I heard another voice. "Well did you try and find her!" I heard a voice, Zacky's I think yell. "She's not my girlfriend." Someone said. "You're damn right Brian! She. Is. MINE. So quit being such a douch!" I heard a laugh. "I dont see why she picked you, seeing that she fucked Billie Joe so many times." Billie Joe? Really? Why would she fuck him? "She's not fucking Billie!" This is turning out bad, I better come in before they murder each other. I opend the door and Matt, Brian, and Zack glared at me then saw I had LynnLee and their eyes softend.
Matt started to take a step towards me but Zack reached me first. "Careful, she is pretty drunk." I said handing her off to Zack. She woke up and smiled at me then looked at Zack and frowned. "Put meh down Zacky." She said. He did and she almost fell over Zack and I both caught an arm and she jerked away from Zack. She looked at me then hugged me, she mumbled something into my chest but I couldnt make out what she said, mostly because I was being glared at by everyone in the room. She let go and went stright to Matt almost falling over. "Matty!!" She yelled. "I've missed you oh so much." She said making a loud chhh sound in much. "Hey baby, I missed you too." He said hugging her. "Hey, LynnLee." Syn said. She looked at him and snapped. "What!" Damn this was scary, LynnLee is never mean or pissed. "How was fucking Billie the other night?" He sneered. "Way better than your hand I'm betting." She said and I resisted my urge to facepalm and Brian smirked to Matt and Zack looked like he was going to blow his head off. "YOU FUCKED WHO?!" Zacky yelled. I decided this would be my time to leave.
Matt's POV
She fucked Billie Joe?! The guy is a total looser! "Hey I even bet she fucked one of the guys in Papa Roach tonight. LynnLee punched him, "I DID NOT!" She yelled then punched him again. "I may be drunk but I didnt cheat on Matt!" I grabbed LynnLee so she wouldnt punch him again. "Brian you're a fucking asshole you know that!!" Brian was drunk, pissed, and probrally stoned, mostly drunk. He wouldn't be acting this way if he was sober. Would he? "Brian go to bed." Zack yelled. "LynnLee..." He started madly but stopped once he looked at her. She was glaring at both of them. "DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME ZACKY!!!" She yelled. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" She said then started crying, "It is though." She whispered. "ITS ALL MY FAULT JIMMY AND MATT GOT HURT!" She screamed then fell over out cold, still crying. Its not your fault baby... I caught her and picked her up, I dont talk when I'm mad and I think thats what scares the guys. Zacky and Brian both looked away from me and got into their bed above the cab. I walked LynnLee over to my bunk and took off her pants and shirt and replaced them with her favorite pj's then slid in next to her. She was still crying so I decided to sing to her. I sang warmness on the soul and pretty soon she stopped crying and I fell asleep to.