Just Because You're Dead, Doesn't Mean I Can't Love You
Stolen food and movie marathon
His hands tightened around my neck, squeezing the life out of me. Just before my world went black I saw a raven sitting on the man’s shoulder. It turned its head to the side then said, “Nevermore.”
I shout up and looked around the room. When I was that no one else was in the room I laid back down then looked at the clock the Brian had put in the room.
Four twenty.
Dear god.
After three and a half hours of lying there I decided to get up off my lazy ass and make Brian breakfast. I dropped through the floor and walked into the kitchen. When I opened the refrigerator, I was shocked to see half a gallon of milk, Chinese food and what I think might have been pizza at one time. I closed the refrigerator and walked over to the cabinet but I didn’t have much luck there either, just some bread that looked like it was about to mold and some rice crispy treats. How the hell has he ever survived.
I let out a sigh then floated back upstairs in to Brains room. Lucky for me he was still sound asleep, I smiled then dropped back down to the kitchen then slipped through the front door and started to walk to the fresh and easy down the street. When I got to the store I looked around and saw that there were only two people there and they weren’t paying attention. So I grabbed a reusable bag and started walking around the store grabbing things that think he should need: fruits, cereal, bacon (yum bacon), bread, milk, orange juice, pancake mix and there things he might want, and if he won’t eat them I will.
Hey I know what you’re thinking, your dead how can you eat or drink well that’s the fun of being dead: You never get a hang overs, you never get hungry and if you feel like eating then you can eat all you want and never gain weight.
It fucking rocks!
After I got everything I slipped through the side wall and looked around to make Shure the no one was coming,(haha I said cum)and started to walk home nearly causing three accidents. When I walked through the door I heard Bri playing his guitar.
I quickly put the groceries away and walked up the stairs searching for the sound. I fallowed the sound to the attic and poked my head through the door. I saw that he made it an entertainment room with a flat screen tv, xbox, ps3, pinball machine, surround sound speakers and amps for his guitar.
How the hell did I not hear any of this stuff be brought in to the house?
I watched Brain sitting on a chair playing his black guitar with white stripes (that’s a good band).I listened closely and realized that he was playing into the night by Carlos Santana.
“I love that song.”
Brian let ought the most pussy bitch scream I have ever heard and fell back in his chair.
“Um… you ok?” I asked.
He got up off the floor and looked at me then screamed again, just this time a little more manly. I turned my head to the side and asked. ”What’s with all the screaming?” His eyes got wide and he asked, “Where’s your body!?” I rolled my eyes and walked through the door completely then spun and said, “Here it is.”
He let ought a sight and said, “I thought you lost your body.” I rolled my eyes again and said, “Nice boxers.” He looked down and put on hand on his bat man boxers and the other on his chest and said, ”You peeping tom.” In an unusually high voice.
I busted out laughing and said, “You and your high pitched voice is killing me.” When he turned around to sit his guitar back on the stand and I brought my hand back and slapped his ass. He squeaked yes squeaked and put his hands over butt then looked at me. ”Why did you do that?” I smiled and told him, ”Because I’m in to that kinky shit.” He raised an eyebrow and gave me one sexy smirk. “Oh really.”
I nodded and bit my lip. He put his hands on my hips and pulled me to him. “Well I do like it rough.” I ran my hand up his chest then whispered in his ear, ”You couldn’t handle me even if you tried big boy.” Then wrapped my arms around his neck and we dropped through the floor. And once again he screamed like a pussy bitch. “Why did you do that?” I chuckled and said, ”Because I can.” He rolled his eyes and let out a sigh. ”What wrong.” “I have to get food.” I patted his shoulder and told him that there was no need to worry because I had gotten him food.
He raised his eyebrow, ”Now did you get me food if you on one can see you.” “I stole it.” His eyes got wide. ”You what!” I looked at the floor then back up at him and asked, ”Was I not supposed to do that?” he shook his head then said, “You’re a bad girl.” I laughed and said, ”You have no idea.” “Well I would like to have an idea.” “Trust me you wouldn’t. Now come on I’ll make you break fast.” He started to smile and asked, “Really?” I nodded and he gasped then with a British accent said, “Thank you love.”
*time laps*
Much to my dismay Brian put clothes on. Sigh.
Anyway so want have we done today, well we put the rest of Brains cloths away and now where having a movie marathon so far we have laughed with anchorman, grown-ups and the sponge bob square pants movie. Learned that everything is inconceivable with the princes’ bride and been confused with the black swan. I mean was she on drugs or was she just crazy?
But anywhore me and Brian are wrapped in each other’s arms shaking with fear, as we watch the woman in black. Right When Daniel Radcliffe walked up to the window and the woman appeared in the window and screamed, scaring the crap out of me and Brian, making us scream really loud. “WHERE’S THE REMOTE!?” Brian yelled. “IT’S OVER THE TV!” “WHY IS IT ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!?” “I DON’T KNOW JUST TURN IT OFF!” Brian jumped up and turned the movie off. I slouched back on the couch and let out a small laugh. “Let’s never watch that again.” Brian nodded in agreement and plopped down on the couch next to me. “So what do you want to do now?” I tapped my chin with my index finger then threw my hands up and said, “I have no clue.”
He let out a sigh and asked, ”Well do you know how to play call of duty?”
“I love COD.”
His eyes got wide for like the twentieth time today, ”Really?”
I nodded, “Now let’s go pown some noobs.”
He jumped up and yelled, “Fuck ye-oh no!”
“What’s wrong?”
“I forgot to tell you and I didn’t plan this, they just kind of sprang it on my, so don’t get mad when I tell you, because it’s not my-” I put my hand over his mouth, making him stop. ”Your rambling sweety, now take a deep breath and get to the point, Ok.” He nodded and I took my hand off of his mouth and said, “Go.”
He took a deep breath and started again, ”Matt said, that him and the guys are coming over on Saturday.” I turned my head to the side then asked, ”So why where you freaking out?” “Because when they come over, if I start talking to you then they’re going to thing that I’m crazy. But I can’t just ignore you.” “Why not?” “Because that’s fucked up.” I rolled my eyes “Bri its fine.” “But-” “No buts ok I’ve been ignored for eight months so it’s all good I think to can survive a day.” “But-” “No buts ok I’ll be fine.” I told him. He wrapped his arms around me and pulled me in to a hug. “Thanks for being cool about this.”
I chuckled, ”It’s ok and I mean I get to meet, well not really meet but see the other four members of the world’s most dangerous band.” Brian rolled his eyes, “Where not that good.” “WHAT!” I punched him down to the couch and straddled his hips. “Your band is god’s gift to earth.” “Yea but-” “Stop saying but your band has saved lives by being the moon that shines in people’s darkest hour. Ok so don’t you dare say that your band is not that great.”
“But where not- ” I grabbed his stick and berries and squeezed causing him to whimper. “Your band is the best now get over it and let’s go pown some noobs.” He nodded bighting his lip. I smiled and let go of his bat and balls then said, “Good.” He stuck out his lip and said, ”That hurt.” “Sorry. Want a kiss to make it better?”
His face lit up and he nodded then started to unbutton his pants. I kissed his cheek making him stop in the middle of unzipping his pants. “What I said a kiss I never said where.” he zipped up his pants and started to blush like mad. “Sorry.” I shook my head. “It’s ok.” I kissed his cheek again then floated up to the attic that was converted in to a game room and turned the Xbox on and waited for Brian.
I shout up and looked around the room. When I was that no one else was in the room I laid back down then looked at the clock the Brian had put in the room.
Four twenty.
Dear god.
After three and a half hours of lying there I decided to get up off my lazy ass and make Brian breakfast. I dropped through the floor and walked into the kitchen. When I opened the refrigerator, I was shocked to see half a gallon of milk, Chinese food and what I think might have been pizza at one time. I closed the refrigerator and walked over to the cabinet but I didn’t have much luck there either, just some bread that looked like it was about to mold and some rice crispy treats. How the hell has he ever survived.
I let out a sigh then floated back upstairs in to Brains room. Lucky for me he was still sound asleep, I smiled then dropped back down to the kitchen then slipped through the front door and started to walk to the fresh and easy down the street. When I got to the store I looked around and saw that there were only two people there and they weren’t paying attention. So I grabbed a reusable bag and started walking around the store grabbing things that think he should need: fruits, cereal, bacon (yum bacon), bread, milk, orange juice, pancake mix and there things he might want, and if he won’t eat them I will.
Hey I know what you’re thinking, your dead how can you eat or drink well that’s the fun of being dead: You never get a hang overs, you never get hungry and if you feel like eating then you can eat all you want and never gain weight.
It fucking rocks!
After I got everything I slipped through the side wall and looked around to make Shure the no one was coming,(haha I said cum)and started to walk home nearly causing three accidents. When I walked through the door I heard Bri playing his guitar.
I quickly put the groceries away and walked up the stairs searching for the sound. I fallowed the sound to the attic and poked my head through the door. I saw that he made it an entertainment room with a flat screen tv, xbox, ps3, pinball machine, surround sound speakers and amps for his guitar.
How the hell did I not hear any of this stuff be brought in to the house?
I watched Brain sitting on a chair playing his black guitar with white stripes (that’s a good band).I listened closely and realized that he was playing into the night by Carlos Santana.
“I love that song.”
Brian let ought the most pussy bitch scream I have ever heard and fell back in his chair.
“Um… you ok?” I asked.
He got up off the floor and looked at me then screamed again, just this time a little more manly. I turned my head to the side and asked. ”What’s with all the screaming?” His eyes got wide and he asked, “Where’s your body!?” I rolled my eyes and walked through the door completely then spun and said, “Here it is.”
He let ought a sight and said, “I thought you lost your body.” I rolled my eyes again and said, “Nice boxers.” He looked down and put on hand on his bat man boxers and the other on his chest and said, ”You peeping tom.” In an unusually high voice.
I busted out laughing and said, “You and your high pitched voice is killing me.” When he turned around to sit his guitar back on the stand and I brought my hand back and slapped his ass. He squeaked yes squeaked and put his hands over butt then looked at me. ”Why did you do that?” I smiled and told him, ”Because I’m in to that kinky shit.” He raised an eyebrow and gave me one sexy smirk. “Oh really.”
I nodded and bit my lip. He put his hands on my hips and pulled me to him. “Well I do like it rough.” I ran my hand up his chest then whispered in his ear, ”You couldn’t handle me even if you tried big boy.” Then wrapped my arms around his neck and we dropped through the floor. And once again he screamed like a pussy bitch. “Why did you do that?” I chuckled and said, ”Because I can.” He rolled his eyes and let out a sigh. ”What wrong.” “I have to get food.” I patted his shoulder and told him that there was no need to worry because I had gotten him food.
He raised his eyebrow, ”Now did you get me food if you on one can see you.” “I stole it.” His eyes got wide. ”You what!” I looked at the floor then back up at him and asked, ”Was I not supposed to do that?” he shook his head then said, “You’re a bad girl.” I laughed and said, ”You have no idea.” “Well I would like to have an idea.” “Trust me you wouldn’t. Now come on I’ll make you break fast.” He started to smile and asked, “Really?” I nodded and he gasped then with a British accent said, “Thank you love.”
*time laps*
Much to my dismay Brian put clothes on. Sigh.
Anyway so want have we done today, well we put the rest of Brains cloths away and now where having a movie marathon so far we have laughed with anchorman, grown-ups and the sponge bob square pants movie. Learned that everything is inconceivable with the princes’ bride and been confused with the black swan. I mean was she on drugs or was she just crazy?
But anywhore me and Brian are wrapped in each other’s arms shaking with fear, as we watch the woman in black. Right When Daniel Radcliffe walked up to the window and the woman appeared in the window and screamed, scaring the crap out of me and Brian, making us scream really loud. “WHERE’S THE REMOTE!?” Brian yelled. “IT’S OVER THE TV!” “WHY IS IT ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!?” “I DON’T KNOW JUST TURN IT OFF!” Brian jumped up and turned the movie off. I slouched back on the couch and let out a small laugh. “Let’s never watch that again.” Brian nodded in agreement and plopped down on the couch next to me. “So what do you want to do now?” I tapped my chin with my index finger then threw my hands up and said, “I have no clue.”
He let out a sigh and asked, ”Well do you know how to play call of duty?”
“I love COD.”
His eyes got wide for like the twentieth time today, ”Really?”
I nodded, “Now let’s go pown some noobs.”
He jumped up and yelled, “Fuck ye-oh no!”
“What’s wrong?”
“I forgot to tell you and I didn’t plan this, they just kind of sprang it on my, so don’t get mad when I tell you, because it’s not my-” I put my hand over his mouth, making him stop. ”Your rambling sweety, now take a deep breath and get to the point, Ok.” He nodded and I took my hand off of his mouth and said, “Go.”
He took a deep breath and started again, ”Matt said, that him and the guys are coming over on Saturday.” I turned my head to the side then asked, ”So why where you freaking out?” “Because when they come over, if I start talking to you then they’re going to thing that I’m crazy. But I can’t just ignore you.” “Why not?” “Because that’s fucked up.” I rolled my eyes “Bri its fine.” “But-” “No buts ok I’ve been ignored for eight months so it’s all good I think to can survive a day.” “But-” “No buts ok I’ll be fine.” I told him. He wrapped his arms around me and pulled me in to a hug. “Thanks for being cool about this.”
I chuckled, ”It’s ok and I mean I get to meet, well not really meet but see the other four members of the world’s most dangerous band.” Brian rolled his eyes, “Where not that good.” “WHAT!” I punched him down to the couch and straddled his hips. “Your band is god’s gift to earth.” “Yea but-” “Stop saying but your band has saved lives by being the moon that shines in people’s darkest hour. Ok so don’t you dare say that your band is not that great.”
“But where not- ” I grabbed his stick and berries and squeezed causing him to whimper. “Your band is the best now get over it and let’s go pown some noobs.” He nodded bighting his lip. I smiled and let go of his bat and balls then said, “Good.” He stuck out his lip and said, ”That hurt.” “Sorry. Want a kiss to make it better?”
His face lit up and he nodded then started to unbutton his pants. I kissed his cheek making him stop in the middle of unzipping his pants. “What I said a kiss I never said where.” he zipped up his pants and started to blush like mad. “Sorry.” I shook my head. “It’s ok.” I kissed his cheek again then floated up to the attic that was converted in to a game room and turned the Xbox on and waited for Brian.
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