"What the fuck is going on here?", Brian asked when he got back to the table.
Matt looked up from an obviously hilarious conversation with Retta and said, "Well from the point of view I have right here, it looks like Zack was just kissing Summer."
Turning his head to look at Retta he said, "I WAS trying to win Retta over with my sense of humor and my good looks."

At this time Retta and I just looked at each other and couldn't stop fucking grinning!

"Is it working?", Matt asked Retta
"Uh...yeah I think...um I would definitely have to say yes, yes it is working."
"Well Brian does that answer your question about what the fuck is going on here?"
"Matt, um...Brian looks like he is really pissed off, should you be fucking with him right now?", asked Retta in a soft whisper.
"Don't worry baby, I got this and besides he needs to stop being a fucking dick."
"You know Matt, I have millions of reasons to be a fucking dick right now and you know it! You know I did NOT want to come here tonight and yet you and Zack just kept on and kept on until I said yes! All I want at this fucking moment is to be left the fuck alone! Understand?!?"

"You know I think I'm going to go outside and smoke...." Retta started to say.
"Sit the fuck down this has nothing to do with you!", yelled Brian.

Matt stood up and put an arm around Retta to lower her back down with him. She froze there and didn't know what to do with herself. Thankfully Matt knew what to do with her. She has never done well with being yelled at or embarrassed like that in public and when I saw the scared look in her eyes I couldn't help myself. I stood up and went off on Mr. Ass Bag.

"Whoa DO NOT fucking talk to Retta that way you sorry ass MOTHER FUCKER!", Summer yelled at Brian.
"Excuse me?", Brian said.
"You have been nothing but rude to me and now my friend since the first fucking time I met you and to be honest it's getting pretty fucking old. I am so sorry that your dog got nicked today but I am pretty fucking sure you are man enough to get over this fucking bullshit!"

Zack decided then to step between Me and Brian. Retta and Matt were just looking at me like I had snakes growing out of my head.

"Brian, man, seriously you need to calm the fuck down! I know you have a lot going on right now but Summer is right, you have been an asshole and now it looked like you scared Retta to the point of paralysis."
"Thanks Summer and Zack, but I'm ok now."

Just then Zack grabbed my arm and turned me around and grabbed my face and stared into my eyes and said, "OMG Summer, you yelling at Brian was fucking HOT!"
"Yeah...that was fucking HOT!", Brian said.

All at once everyone turned and looked at Brian like he was standing on his head butt ass naked! Then like a light being switched on he blinked and said, "How about some more fucking drinks?" Everyone said HELL YEAH and we ordered some more drinks.

"I think it is definitely time for that cigarette.", said Retta.
"Want me to come with you?", Summer asked.
"You know what Summer, I could use some fresh air so I can go with her, that is if you don't mind Retta?", Matt said while looking at the both of them.
"Sure, Matt that's cool, maybe you can work some of your sense of humor on me again since you got the good looks down to a "T".

After Retta went for her smoke and Matt followed for fresh air our drinks arrived at the table. Zack and Brian talked for a bit while I sent Retta a text. I didn't notice she left her cell phone on the table until I heard the ding. When her phone went off Brian and Zack broke their conversation and looked over at me.

"Hey beautiful sorry, we didn't mean to ignore you.", Zack said when he turned to look at me.

I noticed then that Brian rolled his eyes when Zack said that to me. I'm beginning to wonder if maybe Brian wants to know what Zack sees in me or what?!? I have never had some one be so hostile towards me EVER!

"That's ok, I know the whole, "Bros before hos thing.""
"Yeah it's some thing like that.", said Brian with a smirk on his face.

"So is everyone getting along now or what?", asked Retta walking up to the table.
"Everything is great! You look like your in a better mood yourself.", Summer said.
"Yup."
"Yeah she just needed some alone time with me.", Matt said
"Yeah Matt, that's it, I needed time alone with you!", Retta said laughing.
"Well guys I know you two are having a great time, but I really think it is time for us to be going.", Brian said.
"Brian's right, I have to work again tomorrow and dammit six o'clock comes early when your use to staying up all night.", Summer said.
"Yeah that's cool." Zack said.
"So, maybe we can do this again?", asked Matt.
"Matt you know that Brian and I are always up for sushi, drinks and hot chicks!", Zack said while looking at me.

Retta turned to look at me. I could tell she was wondering if they were talking about us or just about chicks in general. All I could do was smile at her because I knew they were talking about us. She was too busy looking at me to notice that Matt was staring at her the entire time.

"Retta, hey do you think you and Summer would like to hang out with us again this week?", Matt asked.

Oh the look on Retta's face was priceless so I couldn't help myself. I grabbed my cell and took a picture! The flash woke her up real quick, not to mention she could feel all of us looking at her waiting for an answer.

"Um...yeah sure...I mean if Summer wants to that would be great."
"And if Summer doesn't want to, would you still like to hang out with me?"
"You do know I am married right?"
"Yeah but you know, different state, different time zone and all of that good stuff."
"Ahhh, I like to say what daddy doesn't know won't hurt him."
"Well then hell, that fucking works for me too!"

I thought I was going to die listening to them two talk to each other. I sat there and watched Retta and Matt exchange phones to program each other's names and numbers in. When Retta gave Matt his phone back she said, "You will know it's me when I call or text. I didn't put my name. I put something else, so that every time it pops up all you can do is laugh, no matter where you are!"

He looked at her while laughing and said, "That's ok because I did the same thing to you."

Just then Zack walked up and handed me his phone. I programmed my name and number and handed it back. He turned to walk off but stopped and turned around. He put his arms around my waist and put both of his hands on my ass and then grabbed my phone. I couldn't help but laugh when he let go of me and smirked at me shooting one eye brow up and then started to program his number in. After he was done he handed it over and then lightly kissed my cheek and whispered in my ear, "I can't wait to see you again."

I was watching Brian out of my peripheral vision and noticed he was giving that scowling look again. I will find out eventually why this asshole hates me so fucking much and to be honest I don't care how long it takes for me to find out but I will.