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Fuckin Perfact

1st Encounter of an Ass Bag

When Synyster gates looked at me I knew this wasn't going to be a good encounter. He was still fuming over the phone conversation he had just had, which I made sure not to listen to by the way!

"Hi my name is Summer and I am the manager here, I need to let you know that Pinkly was nicked while getting her hair cut today", I said while I extended my arm out for a hand shake.

He just sat there for a moment, he looked as if he was trying to win a battle with himself. He then sighed in exasperation and said, "What the fuck do you mean "pinkly was nicked", you are professionals, you should know what the fuck you are doing!!!!"

I sat there not knowing exactly what to say. I mean I have fantasized about this man since the first time I saw one of their videos! Oh maybe it would help you better understand who I am talking about if I tell you, Brian Haner is one of the guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold!!!! Yeah crazy, and here he is screaming and cussing at me like I'm a piece of shit!

"Hello!!! I am fucking talking to you, you know! You are the manager, SUMMER, don't you have something else to say about this?"

I was so stunned and hurt that I didn't know what to do, so I simply said, "Yes sir I am so very sorry about this, you will not have to pay for a thing and the next two hair cuts will be on the house." "Really!?!?!? Do you honestly think I would ever bring pinkly back here again?!?!?!!?" "Well judging by the records we keep here Mr. Haner I would say yes, I honestly think you will be bringing pinkly back here again. Your pet has been coming here for a while now and this is the first accident pinkly has ever had!!!", I said raising my voice a bit and at the same time listening to my voice quiver.

God I hope he can't see how upset I am. My eyes are burning from holding back the tears! My throat burns to just let out a nice good cry! So much for my great day at work right? I can't wait to get home and wash this day away!

"Your right this is the first time it has happened and this will be the last time, do you understand me?" "Yea ."

He then grabbed pinkly and left. When the door shut I let out a breath not even realizing I was holding it until I heard myself let it release.

After that ordeal Leah thanked me for taking the heat for her and I went home! As soon as I got to the door I could hear music blaring and I think Retta trying to sing. Oh this is going to be great! I wonder if the neighbors were wishing I never moved in already? I opened the door and I'll be damned if Retta isn't sitting in front of her laptop in the middle of the apartment singing Intergalactic Planetary by Beastie Boys while video chatting with her boys, Dalton and Zane.

This was actually what I needed after the day I had today. I sneaked up on her showing the boys with my finger to my lips to be quiet and scared the living shit out of her! It was perfect! The boys were laughing so hard their faces were red and they were coughing. We sat and talked for what seemed like forever with her boys and her husband, Scott. We had a great time bullshitting and doing stupid stuff to each other.

When we finally got off of the computer I told Retta about my day and how horrible it ended up being. Then I told her that I thought we needed to go out to eat and have a few drinks. After that was said I went and took a shower.

While in the shower I decided it was the perfect time for me to cry. The man I have crushed on for so long pretty much just broke my heart. Crying in the shower was the best, you don't have to wipe away your tears and when you get out and someone asks if you were crying you simply say, "Fuck yeah I got shampoo in my eyes, wouldn't you cry too?" Works every time! After the good cry I realized I was starving, and not just for anything either. I want some fucking sushi!

Comments

sounds good so far!! :)
Jessi6661 Jessi6661
7/27/13