Friends and Alibis

The door bell rang and I stumbled through my apartment to get to the entrance. I swung it open and before either of them behind the door could say anything, I spoke up.

"I hate you both." I said and turned to walk back into my apartment, leaving the door open.

"Aww, we love you, too, May honey." Brian cooed and Jimmy just laughed as they stepped in and plopped themselves onto the couch in the middle of the room.

"Why are you even that excited to take me shopping?" I asked with a smirk.

"Oh girl, you'll see..." Brian sang with a big smirk plastered across his face.

We all got out of the house, piled into Jimmy's car and he drove us to the mall.

As soon as we entered the mall Brian turned to Jimmy. "Where to first?"

"Since it's my body and my self-worth that is in danger, I say we're going t-" I tried to chime in but was promptly cut off by Jimmy answering.

"I say we start with dresses. Leana always goes to this shop next to the coffee shop."

"Guys, I-"

"I don't know, we need something really Amelia-like for her."

"Guys!" I still tried, trying to catch up with them as they weaved through the masses of people.

"Yeah but we'll save the hooker-thing for the underwear."

"Wait, UNDERWEAR?" I stopped and yelled, making people stare at me but it didn't bother me. I was too busy scowling at the two men in front of me who finally chose to acknowledge me.

Now I understood what Joe and Alexis were talking about. Of course they would be taking me shopping for lingerie, too. That's why they picked me up with 'smiles' on their faces. I should have seen through their façade. They had 'I'll-look-at-a-girl-in-hot-lingerie-really-soon'-smirks.

"You'll be trying to seduce Zack and if it leads to you both having sex, I'll not let that happen in granny underwear." Brian made clear.

"Wait, wait, wait! Seduce? We said splitting up and not trying to bring him to cheat!" I said in disbelief.

"Really? And how were you thinking you were going to do that?" Jimmy laughed.

"I don't know but not with sleeping with him." I stated uneasily and started walking beside them towards a store. "I'm more like a 'only-sex-in-a-relationship'-girl."

"Then tell me May, how many guys have had the ‘honour’ of sleeping with you? Just for the record." Jimmy asked with a big smirk plastered across his face. I was pretty sure he knew what was coming.

"Well..." I started and wrenched my fingers together. "How many WITH or without Zack?"

"With." Both said in unison.

" I slept with about... one... guy." I admitted shyly and both guys stopped in their tracks to turn and look at me.

"You're kidding." Brian stated in disbelief. Instead of answering I started shuffling on my feet, feeling way more uncomfortable with both guys staring down at me. Jesus Christ, they were tall and built.

"And ... girls?" Jimmy asked cautiously.

"One but that was an accident!" I shot out and both guys started laughing. "I hate you, do you know that?" I asked with a scowl.

"We know." They both said and took me in their middle and swung their arms over my shoulder as we were walking into the first store.

As soon as we were inside, Jimmy and Brian went in different directions, yanking out every piece of clothing that was revealing enough for our needs, leaving me standing in the middle of the shop like an imbecile.

After a good ten minutes of the both roaming the shop, they both shoved the clothes into my hands and hurried me towards the changing rooms. While I was changing both of them stayed outside of the cubicle to interrogate me. I started pulling off my shoes and jeans.

"So that one time with a girl..." Brian started and I could hear the smirk in his voice.

"Was an accident." I stated and pulled off my blouse.

"I don't know May, I think you've always had a thing for girls, too." Jimmy said and I could clearly hear that he was trying to suppress a giggle.

I stopped pulling up the skin tight black dress I was trying to fit in to think.

"So what?" I asked, pulling up the zipper.

"Nothing. But it could help with Zack." Brian said and he looked creepily pleased when I opened the cubicle so they could look at me.

"Perfect, next one." Jimmy stated with a smile.

I turned around with a grimace and closed the cubicle again, dreading to put on the next piece of cloth they had picked out.

"In what kind of way would it help?" I asked confused while I tried to peal myself out of the first dress.

"Most guys think it's hot to have a bisexual girl at their hands. You know more chances of a threesome with two girls." Brian said.

I made a long pause before I answered since I was trying to fit into the second dress that was even tighter than the first one. I actually had to hold my breath. "So you think that a 27 year old who has had sex about, let's say, 15 times will involve herself in a threesome?" I asked and swung the cubicle door open once again.

"Let the man dream." Jimmy said and patted Brian's back. I did a twirl and they both nodded in approval.

"Okay guys, I trust in your dress-picking-skills and just say, they all fit. Can we move over to the next shop?" I asked as I got out of the dress once again.

"I'm fine with that." Brian sang from outside and I knew what was coming next.

Lingerie.

Notes

I finished it. I actually did it and now I'm going to post all of the chapters :)